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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

You people do know neither the Luftwaffe nor the Kriegsmarine are no longer immediate threats to the safety of the United Kingdom?

[–] marighost@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Shameless plug for Scrandle, the daily "dle" game where you choose the superior scran (stadium food) based on the community's votes.

Anyways, it's really shown me how awful British food is. And as an American (sorry), just how fucking expensive our own food is.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

I played a game of it once and one of the pictures was a paving slab

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago

...... That sounds delicious.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

Lol. I have the Corelle Old Town Blue Onion plates in the sliver of an image on the right.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's oddly good. To do it right use unsalted butter and then add seasoning with salt and pepper once the butter is melted.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"So, you're saying if you put a slice of bread between two slices of bread, then that's a bread sandwich?"

"Well, yes, technically. But, you wouldn't eat it that way."

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Because you toast the middle piece, and butter it.

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[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

1861? I wonder what the original poster's ancestors were eating back then.

Even better, butter the outside too and fry the toast in it. Melts in your mouth! Makes a lot of smoke in the kitchen, but melts in your mouth.

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Also British food: jellied eels. Cut up eels in jello.

Fuck that.

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

No wonder they started wars over spices.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

No, it eats them, from the inside. You can tell by the dead stare and bread crumbs in their teeth.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to eat potato chip and bologna sandwiches. Thats as weird as I got

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[–] plyth@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

People eat this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisp_sandwich

It's essentially the same.

They even have it pre-made.

Aer Lingus Tayto crisp sandwich pack

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Place of Origin: United Kingdom

Yeah, that checks out

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

How I approach unfamiliar things is extra amusing here.

“What problem does this solve?”

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like this would be pretty good. Toast is pretty good. So you just make some good toast and then you sandwich it between some fresh soft bread. And then you have this soft outside with a crunchy buttery caramelized toast inside, I think it could be good if you were craving some toast and wanted to jazz it up.

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