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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Where's Ken M when you need them.

I'd expect a response like "well if it's California it would only appear to hurt more, but that's only because there are more actors in California."

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

30% extra damage to all people born in califora

This shit is DND now

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I live here, but I wasn't born here, so I guess I'm spared! What do people born in Germany get?

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Bonus to table tennis skills

[–] Magnum 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

+10 accuracy
-10 humor

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You start with the Time Watcher feat

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How do you tell if someone is from California?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

(also works for vegans, runners, cross-fitters, Arch users…)

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As an Arch user (which I use btw) I take offense to this stereotype

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Honestly, OP seems a little crabby. Reminds me of when I was first ascending to veganism. Took my body a few weeks to flush out all of the trash most of you eat.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

I wonder if taking up running would help speed up that process?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Where are you from?

"I'll never tell."

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure that is all Americans.

When you ask them where they are from, they tell you some random state and expect you to know they are from the US.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 2 months ago

Well it will if you get a tattoo in another state and you tell your artist where you're from.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Believe it or not, a "Power Rangers" Clip.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

it only hurts if you're stupid

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

A friend of mine was losing their mind looking for a parlor that would tattoo their knuckles, as damn near everyone around here wouldn't do it citing it would be extremely painful, extrmely difficult, and would not stay good looking being on a part of the body that moves so frequently.

And I thought that was wild because at the time, getting your EYEBALLS tattooed was a thing.