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[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The toxic ADHD trait of truly believing you can fix yourself tomorrow.

[–] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Me: I’ll just do this later

Wife: when is later?

Me: …

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But I can! Tomorrow I'm going to start a mindfulness meditation routine that will break me out of this funk...and tonight, Im gonna go to bed early, and get plenty of sleep!

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm going to start waking up earlier so I can work out before work. Why yes I did buy a weight bench and adjustable weights 2 years ago that have since gone untouched, how did you know?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

signs point to yes.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

At least with a diagnosis I don’t go “stop being lazy you stupid piece of shit… why can’t you just do it!!!” So that’s nice

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

instructions unclear. obtained diagnosis, still call myself a lazy piece of shit, except now I also feel guilty about calling myself that because it's ableism 🤔

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 12 points 2 weeks ago

This is the way.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

I wish a diagnosis was enough for me 🤣

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That does sound nice.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I still do that

[–] hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

All I see is 5-6 hours of doing things. Good job and be kind to yourself!

[–] forkDestroyer 7 points 2 weeks ago

From my therapist, jokingly: "Jesus Christ, you people can't do anything!"

Get out of my head, Charles

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I go directly from panic to existencial dread X'D

[–] TangledRockets@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wdym tomorrow? The deadline is at midnight. There is no tomorrow…

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Missing out: I then drink out of frustration with myself.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's a living

I didn't recognise you without the handcuffs 🎶

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You have planned for it, thus disrupting the natural order of ADHD and guaranteeing it wont happen how you expected, but some other fucked up order that still accomplishes little.