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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/sgtpandybear on 2026-01-27 20:06:13+00:00.
The title says it all. I picked up some caramel chocolate from Aldi and ate the whole thing. It wasn't until I was done that I read the ingredients list and it said it had sorbitol. Not knowing what that was I looked it up and it's apparently a sugar alcohol commonly used in confections that also doubles as a laxative. I've spent the entire day regretting that decision while violently pissing out of my ass as my stomach cramps up. Note to anyone getting chocolate from Aldi, check the ingredients for sorbitol before making your purchase or you too will be regretting your decisions like I am. Next time I think I might just stick with my usual Cadbury camello chocolate bars when I'm feeling in the mood for some caramel chocolate.
TL;DR: I ate chocolate with a laxative in it without knowing it and now won't stop shitting.