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[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 1 points 6 minutes ago

I'm 98.6° Greg. Am I hot?

[–] rageagainstmachines@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Every day I learn that people are even dumber than I previously thought.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 53 minutes ago

My eye is twitching just reading this. I wonder how I survived 110 percent hot days.

[–] farfalla@jlai.lu 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 11 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

At what temperature does a normal body boil

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Boiling isn't the way to do it, roasting will bring out the flavor much more nicely.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 55 minutes ago)

A combination works best to break down those connective tissues and develop meaty complexity, try braising.

[–] LapGoat@pawb.social 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

normal bodies are generally full of normal water i think

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, but it's mixed with other stuff which impacts the boiling point.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Celsius is the perfect system to describe how hot or cold it is, assuming you're a water molecule.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

People are mostly water, no? Makes perfect sense then.

[–] autriyo@feddit.org -1 points 2 hours ago

Most people die from heat way before water starts to boil though. And we also don't freeze solid at 0°C, although it is pretty cold, I'd say that end fits slightly better.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 24 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

You guys are too ignorant to see how full of shit OP is.

50F is not 50% hot, it's cold. If your house was 50F you'd be saying "something is wrong with my HVAC". You'd never heat to only 50, and you'd never cool that far. It's cellar temperature (colder than a wine cellar, warmer than a root cellar).

70F is 50% hot. It's a temp you'd cool to in the summer, and a temp you'd heat to in the winter.

100F isn't 100% hot either, most people enjoy a hottub to be a little hotter.

Tldr: OP is wrong

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

50 degrees feels pretty fucking warm when i get out of the below zero walk in

[–] Natanael 2 points 4 hours ago

This one (bath thermometer) goes to 111°F

[–] tino@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Get your ass outside at 0ºC and I guarantee you it's 0% hot.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

32F is sweater weather.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, it was 7F when I walked the kids to school this morning. 0C would've felt like a nice spring afternoon.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world -3 points 2 hours ago

Retard units go brr.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

100% hot would leave the measured medium superheated and possibly fissioned… so a measurement scale more extreme then kelvin

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

i could have sworn it had something to do with the automobile

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Just in case because this is the internet at the end of the day. Fahrenheit is not linked to a percentage of anything. It's mostly arbitrary in terms of assigning a number scale to temperature and it's linked to brine solutions and human body temperature.

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (8 children)

Hot take: the best temperature scale would have 0º be water freeze point and 100º be human body temp. Fahrenheit is already supposed to be that but nobody gives a shit about a saline solution freeze point and they fucked up the human body temp.

[–] xeekei@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

0 °F is pretty close to the freezing point of salt water. So close I always wonder if that "saline solution" was just salt and water.

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