This is a hill I will die on with you. I've even sent the "no hello" link to a particularly egregious offender.
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2026
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Do you think the people that send junk like "hi" or "quick chat?" get annoyed when they're the recipient? Or they just think it's normal?
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I have written in a previous job messages, but it usually went like this:
Hello, [Name]! Hope you're not too busy! I have questions regarding [whatever the fuck it was on about]
Mostly because I hate getting a message and it is just a wall of text, the greeting allows for a slight breathing room and a chance to spot a typo.
But I never left the other hanging, more than a minute to type the needed thing up. If it was taking longer, I would just send it in chunks.
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Hey.
Thank you.
Guilty as charged :(
You wouldn't write a letter that's just "Hi " and then no body. You'd have the greeting, the content, and the signoff. The same applies to Slack, Teams, and the like. You can omit the greeting & signoff or keep them in, but you can't omit the content!
If you do, I'll wait until the next day or so, and if I remember I'll reply that they seem to have forgotten to include a message before hitting "send".
I refuse to play that game. People learn; either to message correctly or to leave me alone.
It's a handshake. If you're out of the office or otherwise can't respond, it saves them from typing the whole message, they can do it only if they know you're responding.
It's still offloading the inconvenience to you a bit, but at least it's rational for them
Hi
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Hello, this is your operator, you have a call from "bobwehadababyitsaboy"
do you accept the charges?