It seems that we are entering an era when, for the sake of safety, we will have to create our own toilets.
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Just dig a latrine
I for one would be happy to forego the amazon rainforest so that my toilet can create me a custom up to the minute symphony based on the noises of my bowel movements
Just gonna shit in the AI powered hole in the ground.
Siri Voice:
'Okay John, I've made a doctor's appointment for you explaining that your IBS and Gerd are now making you poop too much. I've also sent a picture of your poops. I've also ordered you a Bidet and sent a note to your SO that you're not going out tonight '
Life Hack: don't plug it in. Ta-Da!
It’s self powered by a turbine with the flow of the water. It either has a built in cell antenna or searches for an open WiFi hotspot.
Don't give them ideas.
I bought a new stove last year. setting a specific timer or temperature not by 5 is to connect it to WiFi and use the app.
want to set a timer for 13 minutes? fuck you.
want to bake something at 372 degrees? fuck you.
I would have sent it back if it weren't literally the only one that met all our needs except for the ones we weren't concerned for.
I agree that it sucks, but curious, what do you bake that needs such precision? (Even if you set it in the app, it'd probably still be ±5 degrees, unless you bought a really special stove)
sometimes I bake lab equipment to dry or sanitize it. the materials have very specific thresholds and it's nice to set it and forget it instead of having to babysit it the whole time.
what if it's a blender tho?
OMG, they are going to start doing this to AI-powered wifi routers, aren't they?! :-(
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Use a bucket , cost less
Back to the Land... build an outhouse. Lime, woodash, sawdust -- are pretty cheap. Winters might get you to repurpose a chamber pot to dump in the outhouse during the day. Get one with a good lid.
Use your neighbors toilet! If it doesn't have a camera or ass-print scanner, it'll really through off the data brokers buying up all your shit data so they can sell ads!
Nothing is more based than walking into a Home Depot and shitting in one of the toilets
please don't actually do that. The hourly ~~wage slaves~~ employees don't deserve to have to clean that up. Most of them are struggling to pay rent just like you and me.
There's better ways to rebel against capitalism but my lawyer advises me not to talk about that.
Wait. If you have lawyer-> you are rich-> you are a filthy capitalist-… wait hold on, layer is calling. Uh huh, yes… no, but… yes, yes… ok. He’s telling me not to talk about this
can we not trivialize slavery when there's actual slavery still happening?
They're both forms of actual slavery.
Would you like to tell me what that word means?
Would you like to look up the term, "wage slavery"?
In many respects, being a straight up slave can be better than wage slavery. No pretense of expecting any freedom. No worry about if you'll have a place to sleep or food to eat. No need to worry about, "what the hell am I going to do if I'm out on the street?"
No, this isn't to say any kind of slavery is acceptable. It's to point out that one can be enslaved in more than one way. It is, in fact, slavery of a different sort.
Or are you dumb enough to say indentured servitude isn't also slavery because there's a different term for it?
To be COMPLETELY fair, those are french toilets; "regular" toilet is not defined as the common toilet type depends on where you live.
Here is a Turkish toilet.
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