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[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

Found his biz on google and gave it a negative review.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 221 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Idk the authenticity of that but "he dressed up at a party once so the state should be able to murder him" is a pretty pathological take

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He has sleeve tatoos in the drag version. Take that as you will.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not even the same guy

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 91 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I dressed up as Marilyn Monroe one Halloween as a teen. The costume had the most ridiculous padding on the butt and chest, it was clearly a silly costume and not any sort of statement. The amount of vitriol I faced was eye opening for me. I’m honestly glad I did it because it showed me how people treat those that make them feel uncomfortable. I thought, “if this is how they treat me on Halloween I can’t imagine what other people go through every day” and this was well before trans people were made the boogeyman of the week.

Guess I deserve to die now? Eat a fuckin dick, Bob.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, I avoided coming out for years because I didn’t think I could handle cishet people looking at me and laughing, or their insults. It’s still difficult.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m really sorry you have do deal with that simply to feel true to yourself.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago

It’s all good. I’m happier now than I was in the past, which is kind of cool.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago

A kid wore a dress in high school for Halloween. The exact people you would expect it from, the ones with rapey vibes, couldn't keep their hands off him and end up ripping it off him.

Also, it was the dress of his mother who was in the process of dying of cancer and they all knew that.

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 81 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Literally not even the same person. The guy on the right has neck tattoos, also he's got tattoos on his arms and pretti didn't.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 45 points 2 weeks ago

Their face is also completely different. They don't even look similar, like at all.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 65 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Doesn't America not have a culture of carrying firearms with you, especially to protests? Also imagine the media using a picture of you at a drunken party or something if you tragically died.

1000097960

Even X says it's a lie

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 58 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Here's his public LinkedIn profile. This guy treats LinkedIn like Facebook lmao

https://www.linkedin.com/in/bob-gainey-031b65136

[–] nmhforlife@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Curiosity got the best of me and I scrolled for a few minutes. I’m always amazed at the cognitive dissonance. In one post claim to be a Christian and then the very next spew hatred and bigotry. Jesus would be proud if he existed.

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

Geez what a vile spewing of hate and ignorance

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a general rule of thumb, real estate agents are terrible people.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

salesman as a whole, i feel like

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[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Real estate agents are largely an unproductive group of parasites. They are also professional shit take machines.

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[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm doomscrolling his linkedin page and it's non-stop idiotic garbage. I stopped at the GDP chart explaining why Alberta shouldn't be "trapped" in Canada.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I did the same. Everything about him screams "My ex and my shitty kid doesn't speak to me"

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[–] inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They just want to kill queer people. No words can describe the absolute and undying hatred I feel for these people

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly, I don't think it's limited to queer people. It seems like they're just itching for whatever flimsy excuse to shoot someone. If it's someone they hate, that just makes it feel extra righteous.

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If left alone for long enough, they would start killing each other. And I'm being completely serious.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Guy was straight as a school to prison pipeline.

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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"you don't bring a gun to a peaceful protest, just saying"

Is literally the line they're being fed to repeat. I keep seeing it everywhere.

Baa baa conservative sheep...

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is all i see when they speak

It has proven to be more accurate every day

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[–] insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

About the not bringing a gun to a protest, it reminds of the way they would say "did you see what she was wearing" about a rape victim.

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[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder what this guy thinks about Kyle Rittenhouse.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is the argument really "if he wanted to live he wouldn't have brought a firearm". Sounds like "if she didn't want to get raped she should dress properly"

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[–] Catarina@masto.pt 32 points 2 weeks ago

@slaacaa it's telling that this is what they criticise, and not the actual violence and murder.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah that's obviously not the same person, his family should sue this dude.

If he's even real

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[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit he likes to dress up and have a good time? Fucking terrorist.

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't use LinkedIn besides to update my profile.

Did LinkedIn become a shithole? Because WTF is this shit?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago

Friend, it's conservative social media with a puritan toxic-positivity red-scare made by big tech. It has always been a shithole, and at this point, it's a malicious conservative spam platform that hacks any information that passes through it.

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[–] LordMayor@piefed.social 27 points 2 weeks ago

Those aren’t even the same person.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

"Normal" people don't bring firearms to a rally

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Fuck Bob Gainey of Coastal Carolinas Real Estate. I'd never buy from him.

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[–] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Oh well when you put it that way then I guess executing someone in the street makes perfect sense actually. /s

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

So what if he doesn't look normal to you on that pic? That still doesn't counter the saving lives in a hospital part? What have you recently done for humanity, Bob, other than wasting breathable air through your constantly open "just sayin" mouth?

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yeah … normal people don’t bring gun to a protest over state line

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Did that piece of shit really go try to dig up dirt on a person murdered, find that picture, and think "yes, this guy is gay, this is perfect dirt"?

This is less linkedinlunatics, and more checkthatguysharddrive

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[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who cares what a real estate agent thinks.

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 20 points 2 weeks ago

Sure sure much worse then having a president who has sex with minors

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"normal" people don't bring firearms to a protest rally

That's not what y'all were saying about Rittenhouse.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Bob, you don't look all that normal to me either.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Well, when you put it like that, that definitely justifies a public execution in broad daylight. It would have been morally corrupt to not shoot him ten+ times in the back while he was face down on the ground, something like that takes real courage.

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a guy who likes to wear skirts and dresses around the house. Does that mean the government is allowed to murder me?

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