Oh they can call it a sausage party, nothing less gay then sweaty, steaming, sausages.
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2026
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Lee Greenwood's body is ready.
Cannot wait for the viewing results they will obviously lie about.
tWo PeOplE wAtChEd tHe aCKsHuaL sHoW!!¡!
What an ironically queen move. Big groan and ick.
that's the gayest thing i've ever heard
Just turn off the broadcast when halftime. Turn off the entire game if you're not interested in football also.
can we help Altman or whoever finish out building a shitty "matrix" sim for these people to exist in, since they demand and value alternate reality? It will benefit them and people just trying to live without being bothered by The Music Men
That would be the best solution and we could watch their reality go to hell in real time.
And there's probably jewry all throughout the show because hollywood and media and all. Sigh. They've really done a good job of mainstreaming this shit.
Oh nevermind it's vaporware.