I hear they've been putting out AI generated disinfo... cannot trust anything under the first casualty of war... the truth.
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2026
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Everything is blurry i cant even tell what information this contains
better put that on ice
Lol nice
Be warned, everyone, if you bite a piece of shit it'll taste like shit.
We all gotta make sacrifices
nom
"The enemy cannot pull the trigger if you disable his hand!"
Mallory Archer proved that's just not true....
"If I ever found myself caring what you do with your weekend, I would put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes."
If you put anything fleshy near someone's mouth you're asking to be bit, those instincts predate terrestrial vertebrates and will be heard above all others.
Hope they at least brought some BBQ sauce or something to drown out the awful taste.
Maybe sell spice infused gloves to the Nazis so their fingers aren't so bland?
Ooooo, good idea! But what spices go well with Nazi hands?
Some concentrated onion extract would do wonders.
Make sure that it is inside of the gloves for proper marination.
Raw acid.
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Time to fingerpaint
Don’t bite the hand that oppresses you?
That doesn’t sound right
I mean, that is their motto. Which is kind of weird knowing they knew ahead of time that this would be an issue in the future.
Well the future is now, and the future is terrible. Please let me go back to the 90s please!
Remember Americans, when the ICE agent has his bare fingers down your throat, you lay there and take/suck on it like a patriotic American.
And supposedly, they were denied a request for help by Minneapolis police and told to get their own help. I kind of doubt the story is true, I'm too far from the 'Cities to know. But, it would make that finger even more delicious if it was.
Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys.
Did the protestor survive?
Died of ligma.
It’s unconfirmed, but what I’ve been hearing is that this incident happened during the murder of Pretti, and that the finger was shot off by the executioner.
Well that upsets me even more. Not only did they execute him, they used pigs blood to do it
Taking their ability to pull the trigger, one finger at a time!
Animals huh? I'd say biting off these nazi fucks fingers is letting them off easy for executing citizens in the streets.
“Tell me mister Anderson…what good is a gun, if you don’t have a finger?”
Aw, shit, it was his heiling hand too. Poor bastard.
who's got 3 thumbs and knows how to deal with ice getting in your face?
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Put meat in my mouth and it will get eaten, what else did they expect?
perfect grindr bio. no comments
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Yes it is.
This feels like one of those posts where the internet escalates everything to 11. Real life is messy, but outrage memes rarely make it clearer.
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