Minnesotan here, I for one welcome my new hoserlords
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Came here to say this lol
Isn't Minnesota already basically South Canada, except Minnesotans expressively distinct themselves verbally from Canada? I'm certain there were a HIMYM episode or two about that.
As an European let me clear, we're not putting our hands in the fucking south! Fuckin Trump-Land? Not worth the hassle. Let them incest themselves to extinction.
NO WAIT PLEASE TAKE US I'M BEGGING! I'LL EVEN DRINK YOUR TEA INSTEAD OF SWEET TEA!
You'll have to speak French or German though.
As long as it's German, I'm okay with this. I refuse to learn that fucked up French counting
You haven't seen the german version of fucked up counting yet then lol
The Swiss and the Belgians have streamlined french counting.
Is Cajun close enough?
The lingua franca of Europe is EU-English, though.
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They're already 2/3rds of the way there.
Someone is going to have to de-nazify the south.
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Ah nice, the Netherlands can have their New Amsterdam back, lol.
now it's New New Amsterdam
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it, I can't say People just liked it better that wayyyyy
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Funny but we don't want bigger counties, we need smaller countries.
Split the USA up in 50 states, and those territories become their own independent country as well, then let them join the Europen union which by then we can rename
That's cute, until you remember the rogue nation of USA has nukes out the wazoo, and I have no doubt it will lay waste to the entire planet before this map ever happens.
Fuck, we got Florida.. can we gift it to Russia or something?
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oh yeah its comment section time
I think China would try to grab a fat slice from the left.
I'd be so jazzed. Please come liberate UwU
I'll take the hockey and free healthcare but I REFUSE to learn French
But it's easy, qui qui, hon hon hon.
You don't understand, multilingualism is part of the healthcare. It delays the onset of dementia and Alzheimer's, and has many other benefits. I suppose if you hate French that much you can always choose another language.
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Take it from someone who speaks both as a foreign language: French is far, far less insane than English. I'd welcome it being the lingua franca instead of English. Or Spanish, or Italian, that's fine too
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Given that the US is currently carrying out russia's foreign policy, i find it hard to believe that mexico could seize and control like half the continent but russia hasn't even taken alaska.
Half the continent would be the entire continental US & probably some of Canada (who likely wouldn't be too keen on Russia having a toehold, BTW).
Mexican Occupation Zone would be the funniest thing ever and worth it to see some of those racist maga fucks have to answer to people with brown skin.
Can we skip the war part and go strait to me now being a Canadian, I would like me some of that health care.
Mexico occupying Utah in post WW3 america is an unwritten tv show.
I can believe Mexico going in after the US civil war has taken out a good chunk of its population, but Canada, not so much. Do they even have a standing army? And the EU probably won't do shit. We'll have the Russians breathing down our necks.
I do like the map though. The bigger Mexico policy would be welcome.
Canadaโs military is the 16th best funded in the world
Please give Illinois to Canada, I could not bring myself to move to Iowa ๐คฎ
You misspelled "Southern Alberta" there bud
Eww, no someone else can have it
Yes, please.
I think the chance of everything being China is far more likely.
Tough, but fair.
Wait, if we become Canadian, does that mean we get Toronto housing prices to?
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