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Oh OP has food. Look everyone OP has food.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This is the Lemmyest of Lemmy posts.

[–] ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why the fuck is there a pencil in the bottom shelf when its not listed in the lost items.

[–] gangdinesout@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"pencil" is one of the bonus items

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I feel like some of these items have been permanently morphed into their environment and would be impossible to use.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hm, instructions unclear but I guess if you eat the whole pizza you already covered 72% of your recommended daily fat intake. OTOH, at 1320 kcal you still need ~500-900 kcal. Is that the correct answer?

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Im not eating that "real" mozzarella

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pizza pan being the clock is kinda bullshit.

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Man, that's the last one I couldn't find and I finally gave up to scroll for the answer. My eyes flicked to the clock like 3 times and I just shrugged it off! Lame.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 50 points 2 days ago

Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No no no. That can't be the comb. That's bullshit.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 days ago

I'm more upset about the pizza pan being the clock 😩

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Tony Sez: "Hey, fuck you, buddy!"

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 2 days ago
[–] digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just in case you get board of that one, here’s a Morning one to play around with:

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I saw this exact box recently and I was thinking about how I've missed seeing these 😄

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago

I'm kind of surprised they still exist and aren't just a QR code to download a shitty app

[–] digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Tap for spoiler

Answers for the curious 🫣

[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago

I was like "haha, that's funny" and then accidentally spent like 10 minutes finding stuff because I was curious where the binoculars could be. So... thanks I guess?

[–] TaTTe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can someone explain to me in what world real mozzarella cheese is a weird square? I've only ever seen the white blobs which definitely aren't squares.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

its a wedge ;)

edit: nvm thought it said parmesan not mozzarella

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

can't believe you'd pirate a pizza box like this. how will Tony ever recover from this?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

I found the hockey stick before reading the bonus and thought I was crazy

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is the clock or the plate the pizza pan? That's the only one I might be stuck on.

Also, thank you!

[–] Smart_Penicillin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Bros plate is a fucking giant pizza slicer. That's magnificent.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

Beats a shampoo bottle.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago

Very cool of you. Thanks!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

So, is the pizza pan the clock? Or the plate? I see a couple things that could just be a circle.

I will say that the Real Mozzarella Cheese was almost as hard to find in the art as it is in real life.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

I think it’s the clock. That’s the only thing that makes sense to me.

[–] Barthosw@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Tony's is my favorite frozen pizza! I would get them all the time back in college. Used to be $2.99

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That pepperoni is massive.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

I bet you say that to all the guys... 😘

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago

Damn, that was intense.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Yellow mozzarella cheese, yum.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago
[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

Someone doesn't want Tony making pizza

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They got Butch Hartman making hidden object challenges for pizza boxes now?

Gotta keep him from making more shitty cartoons somehow!

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 days ago

In case you are more into word puzzles, here's 12 word searches

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

In Norwegian, the US snow storm seems really cute.