Oh OP has food. Look everyone OP has food.
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Why the fuck is there a pencil in the bottom shelf when its not listed in the lost items.
"pencil" is one of the bonus items
Oh.
I feel like some of these items have been permanently morphed into their environment and would be impossible to use.
Hm, instructions unclear but I guess if you eat the whole pizza you already covered 72% of your recommended daily fat intake. OTOH, at 1320 kcal you still need ~500-900 kcal. Is that the correct answer?
Im not eating that "real" mozzarella
Pizza pan being the clock is kinda bullshit.
Man, that's the last one I couldn't find and I finally gave up to scroll for the answer. My eyes flicked to the clock like 3 times and I just shrugged it off! Lame.
Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.
Answer Key:
spoiler
No no no. That can't be the comb. That's bullshit.
I'm more upset about the pizza pan being the clock 😩
Tony Sez: "Hey, fuck you, buddy!"
Good job!
Just in case you get board of that one, here’s a Morning one to play around with:

I saw this exact box recently and I was thinking about how I've missed seeing these 😄
I'm kind of surprised they still exist and aren't just a QR code to download a shitty app
Tap for spoiler

Answers for the curious 🫣
I was like "haha, that's funny" and then accidentally spent like 10 minutes finding stuff because I was curious where the binoculars could be. So... thanks I guess?
Can someone explain to me in what world real mozzarella cheese is a weird square? I've only ever seen the white blobs which definitely aren't squares.
its a wedge ;)

edit: nvm thought it said parmesan not mozzarella
can't believe you'd pirate a pizza box like this. how will Tony ever recover from this?
I found the hockey stick before reading the bonus and thought I was crazy
Is the clock or the plate the pizza pan? That's the only one I might be stuck on.
Also, thank you!
Clock 99%.
Bros plate is a fucking giant pizza slicer. That's magnificent.
Beats a shampoo bottle.
Very cool of you. Thanks!
So, is the pizza pan the clock? Or the plate? I see a couple things that could just be a circle.
I will say that the Real Mozzarella Cheese was almost as hard to find in the art as it is in real life.
I think it’s the clock. That’s the only thing that makes sense to me.
Tony's is my favorite frozen pizza! I would get them all the time back in college. Used to be $2.99
That pepperoni is massive.
I bet you say that to all the guys... 😘
Damn, that was intense.
Yellow mozzarella cheese, yum.
Dope
Someone doesn't want Tony making pizza
They got Butch Hartman making hidden object challenges for pizza boxes now?
Gotta keep him from making more shitty cartoons somehow!
In Norwegian, the US snow storm seems really cute.