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submitted 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) by Godric@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago

All those fried shrimp swimming in the ocean.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago

I am okay if billionaires want to keep exploring the ocean in homemade submarines. That doesn't bother me in the slightest.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Says the person that obviously has never eaten fried fish. Or also oysters.

Anyway, I just discovered that English has the same word for the crabs that walk on the ground and the ones that swim around. Those taste completely differently.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Anyway, I just discovered that English has the same word for the crabs that walk on the ground and the ones that swim around. Those taste completely differently.

Please describe the difference

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, I can't describe that one. But people don't even eat the same parts of those crabs.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 1 hour ago

…theres crabs that swim?

[–] kingblaaak@lemmy.world 1 points 55 minutes ago

subnatica does the job for me

[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 1 points 56 minutes ago

Are those runescape fish models? Sushi comes from the ocean, why is there no happy little runescape sushi photo?

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

I dunno, salmon are pretty amazing