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Actually I looked up the real story of Johnny Appleseed and he was more about making hard cider and selling land. 🙃

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is actually a great representation of the difference in culture I've seen between the US and visiting a couple places in Europe and particularly Sweden.

I don't know if actual public fruit tree orchards are a thing anywhere, but the general feel of "holy crap they can have nice things in shared spaces here" was everywhere.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I know of a golf course which has orchard trees on it and golfers are allowed to eat as much as they want.

So rich people get free food but not poor people 😂

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Boots theory strikes again

[–] BaroqueBobby@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There’s a park in Miami that is populated by fruit trees that people enjoy…and there’s an unspoken rule/law that any fruits that grow over a fence are fair game , just don’t climb my fence to steal my fucking mangos again Lisandra

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Upvoting and replying in solidarity against fuuuckin' Lisandra! ✊

[–] devedeset@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

There's sort of one in the US city I live in. The city manages it and as far as I know they don't care if you go pick a few apples. It is part of a public park that used to be a farm/orchard, then turned into a small golf course, then was partially sold off for housing development and the core farm/orchard area was either given to or bought by the city. It also has a community garden which always has a waitlist for new plots.

That's the weird thing about the US: we do actually have nice things, and communities that want to improve things. We also have suburbia hellscape.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 111 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (12 children)

You can’t take the seed of a tasty apple, plant it and expect the tree to have similarly tasting apples. If you want to duplicate a tree, you need to take a twig and graft it on top of an existing tree.

Source: MinuteEarth on Youtube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIajCqcvTg8)

[Edit: Previously, before I remembered that this video exists, I couldn’t remember the correct word for “grafting”. Hence Sidyctism II.’s response.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I love that grafting is real and it works. It always seems like straight scifi to me.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 82 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

johnny appleseed would also show up right after native americans were run off from their native orchards and declare those sapling riparian orchards his.

not a coincidence as his business was selling sour apple saplings to new immigrants.

johnny appleseed was a typical christian businessman using the chaos of genocide as a place to put his wallet and the marketing of a pot on his head to get notice.

and the US destroyed the last of the orchards that he claimed as his creation during Prohibition.

because usa.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Apparently apples were primarily used for making booze right from the start of the country, which does indeed make Johnny Appleseed's story feel rather different.

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[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (5 children)

162 comments and not one about lemon stealing whores.

Not sure if I'm disappointed or just old.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (6 children)

If you made public fruit trees, someone would try to pick them clean and sell it at a fruit stand 20 miles away.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

In the Republic, Plato proposed that any citizen could eat fruit from any tree so long as they were sitting underneath the tree that bore the fruit.

[–] immutable@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is true and has led to my new system for evaluating economic systems, what does it do with antisocial people.

Capitalism is interesting in that it actually has a plan for them. Let them be greedy little fucks and the system works for a while. Then they fuck everything up and the system collapses, either in a minor correction every couple of years or into fascism.

I would love for something like socialism or communism to work, but there’s this 1% that would pick the trees clean to better their own lot.

I don’t have any answer, but I have come to the conclusion that every economic and social system should only be considered viable if there’s a reasonable and compelling solution for what to do with the guy that wants to pick the fruit tree clean.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the anarchist solution is to abolish property, meaning picking the fruit tree clean wouldn't actually give you anything besides a bunch of rotting fruit and others will probably get angry and stop giving you the stuff they make

[–] PaintedSnail@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Then no one has fruit. There is a non-zero percent of the population who would pick the trees clean for that reason alone.

Anarchy, like capitalism, works best when all the actors are rational. People are not rational.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this isn't a "people will manage the commons" argument; "that reason" is property itself which anarchism wants to abolish

[–] PaintedSnail@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I get the idea: if no one exclusively owns anything, then no one needs to hoard anything, and everyone gets what they need.

Unfortunately, we do not yet live in a post-scarcity society. There needs to be a way to both ensure that limited resources are distributed appropriately (by whatever metric) AND to ensure that someone doesn't take more even when they are not acting in their own best interest.

To continue the apples analogy, it's all fine and well to say that no one owns the apples so anyone can eat one whenever they want. In theory, no one would eat more than they can, so there would be enough to go around. But how do you handle someone who decides they want to control people by controlling the apples? If they take all the apples, then people will have to go to him if they want an apple, and they will have to pay some price for it (and I don't mean cash). What is the mechanism to ensure that doesn't happen? Or, what is the mechanism to prevent someone from burning down all the apple trees because they don't like apples or because they want someone else to not have apples?

The idea that no one owns anything does not stop someone with an irrational mindset or with a mindset to force their will on others.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 12 hours ago

the idea is that everyone knows the idea that nobody owns anything, so they'll boycott that person with zir rotting fruit and stop delivering their own stuff to zim so this person with the irrational mindset will have to confront that ze's ostracized. (of course, ze could still steal stuff from them if ze wishes, but ze no longer have the social feelings of receiving a gift.) if there are no apples anywhere else they're supposed to revolt and take the apples by force because of how used they are to the status quo, and if that person wants ze can start a hermit life somewhere else and ask for people to join zir quest about rotting fruit

[–] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I think the only way around that would be to plant so many trees that the fruit is basically worthless. Probably wouldn't work in places with high population density

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Rotting fruit is also a massive problem :) One of my relative had this HUGE fucking pear tree. When it hit pear season, they were begging people to come and take all they could. They would beg food pantries to organize, come and pick.

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

This happens in low trust societies with scarce resources and even scarcer empathy as the result. Also known as "that's why we cant' have nice things". However, not only it's absolutely not universal, I don't believe it's even the majority

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Then let's get rid of money.

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

By having a society with a culture that encourages empathy

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

In my mom's hometown there are fruit trees literally everywhere. Everyone and their dog has them. The public areas have them. The forests have them. There are fruit all over the ground. Nobody 'steals' or gathers to sell. They make alcohol and share it with anyone that comes within line of sight like pokemon trainers forcing you to battle. Also all of the kids are sick of eating the fruit but if they feel like eating any they don't even have to pick it themselves because all the parents and grandparents will pick wash and even cut up the fruit and serve it on a platter with even the slightest hint of interest. I ate a lot of plums and pears and drank a fuckload of brandy.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

What's the town? You can't just promise a bounty of food and not name-drop it.

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[–] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 74 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In Finland there is this law called jokamiehenoikeudet. Roughly translates into "everymans rights"

Everymans rights allow everyone to enjoy nature in regardless of who owns the land as long as it is done responsibly and without causing harm or disturbance. These rights apply to all people, including visitors.

You are allowed to: Walk, ski, and cycle freely in forests, fields, and other natural areas (as long as you do not damage crops or do it on somebodys yard). Camp temporarily on uncultivated land. Pick wild berries, mushrooms, and flowers (aslong as they are not protected.) Swim, row, and use waterways freely.

But you cant: Cause damage to nature, animals, or property. Disturb residents or invade privacy. Light open fires without the landowner’s permission. Drive motor vehicles off-road without permission. Harm protected species or take branches, bark, or timber from living trees.

So atleast in Finland if the fruit tree is not on anybodys yard or planted for a business use, you can eat the fruit and its not a crime.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It's all of Northern Europe, not Finland especially.

It's called "the right to roam" in English.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_to_roam

All Nordics, Scotland, and even some more central European countries like Switzerland and Czech Republic have variations of it.

And it is not the reason we don't plant fruit trees in cities. The reason we don't plant fruit trees in cities is theyre messy as fuck.

Just think of how often you see buckets of apples labeled "omenoita ilmaseksi!" in the fall. Because people want to clean up their yards of all the rotten apples. Imagine that on every sidewalk.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Get the falling fruit app and you'll be able to find fruit trees in your area that are available for picking.

In my city, olives are PROLIFIC and I'm still eating last year's loved that I picked and brined

[–] MashedHobbits@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Hahahaha I had a look and it lists the dumpster out back of Aldi near me.

" Dumpster (edible) Season January - December"

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[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 60 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The reason we don't do it today is because fruits would fall on the ground and people would complain it gets dirty. As stupid as that.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 3 days ago (1 children)

City planners in the 60s favored male trees for this reason. Then air pollution and a warming climate, mixed with all that extra pollen, gave rise to a huge increase in seasonal allergies in urban areas.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If you’ve ever walked through a spot with female ginkgo trees that are fruiting you’ll understand why. There’s way too many to eat and they’re somehow sticky and slippery at the same time

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I wonder if that person would consider foraging for mushrooms and berries in the forest to be stealing as well.

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have a bunch of cherry tomatoes plants on the outside fence of my garden. And 6 kiwi plants. They produce so much fruit and i deliberately placed them on the roadside on a road where not a lot of people even walk by. You know, so people can take some fruits if they want. One day my neighbour came over and he was really concerned that people would steal my fruit. I explained to him that it's not really stealing when i even provide little containers to take some on the road or home. The conversation was way longer than i was comfortable with, and i don't think he ever understood the concept.

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, how do you like them apples?

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We do have fruit trees in my country and it's even normal for people that live around parks to plant them. Funny enough I've never seen a homeless person taking a fruit, always families.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yup, this whole ownership thing is totally fubar!

(and yes, I do prefer to own things too, but there could be a healthy middle ground)

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

private, public, and personal property are three different concepts. most anarcho-communists have no objection at all to personal property

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[–] devedeset@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

My US city has a few parks with apple trees, herb gardens, and other edibles. I don't think there's any law or rule against people going out and harvesting small individual use amounts as long as you don't damage the plant. They do send out volunteer crews at harvest time (for the apples at least) and donate the harvest to food banks.

I don't buy rosemary because there's a bunch of parks around with rosemary bushes.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Apple seeds have like a one in 10k chance of producing a sweet apple that is nearly as good as what else is on the market, and like one in 100k for it to be better. Every other one comes out to a nearly inedible crab apple.

Always seemed like a cool hobby to me if I somehow became rich. It's like a gamble that is just as much your time, as it is your money.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 24 points 3 days ago (9 children)

yeah but if you grow an apple tree with crappy fruit you can saw off branches and graft good branches from a good tree onto it so that it produces good apples, that is how nearly all apple orchards are

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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 days ago (9 children)

I'd be worried about someone taking all the fruit from all the trees then selling it. 

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