I'm experienced in having experiences
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I got something for ya [gives you something]
For some reason this sounds like an euphemism and I love it
I think that Descartes fellow was onto something...
I've had some experience and know stuff about something, just letting you know
I know like 3 things, and it's mostly where my stuff is.
I donβt even know that most of the time.
Sky is blue
I think
If you wanna talk grammar or sumo I know like 3 things, maybe 4.
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Subscribe, but with more information, a video, some homework and a pamphlet to give to my neighbours.
I know how to write "Shauwn"
I know what piping bags are for.
Hint: not for piping
Source: experience
Did you put rats in them?
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I know the best way to get cat hair off things is
a squeegee
(no, really!)
Yeah that's actually the answer. I just wanted to see what other people suggested.
Wait what?
Look I don't know how it works either. But drag a dry squeegee across a couch full of cat hair with some pressure, it'll pull all of it out and make it look good as new.
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What kind of experience are you talking about? Maybe I'm a candidate for having it. I dunno.
I've a lot of experience with not having experience with things
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Most conservatives can be defeated in arguments with their own statements. Just a little poking and it falls apart under its own weight.
Otoh, they mostly make it up as they go while ignoring everything around them, so your mileage may vary.
I do know about things. Some things, many things, any things. If you ever want to know a thing about a thing I will know if I know about the thing.
I don't know nothing about nothing.
Mitosis is ...
... the parting phase of the cell
The only experience I have is in not having any experiences, and the only thing I know is that I know nothing about anything