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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Serious_Salamander63 on 2026-01-24 00:57:29+00:00.
I don’t use weed a lot or very often — but when I do, I usually take a 2.5 edible (I cut 5s in half because my tolerance is super low). That gets me pleasantly high without feeling dumbed down. Well, I had a stressful day at work today and wanted to unwind. When I got home I went into my stash and grabbed a package of edibles - a new brand I had gotten at the dispo the other day. I thought to myself “I’ll just take a 5, I really want to unwind”. So instead of cutting it in half I took the whole thing. It hit while i was cooking dinner.
I don’t know how it happened. Something came over me. It’s like one moment I was looking at an empty stove top. Then I blinked and it was 45 minutes later, and I’m looking at a giant pot of pasta sauce. At this point it was still manageable. I could’ve just stopped, but for some reason I thought there was no turning back. So I made two and a half packages of spaghetti to go with the sauce, what was left in the pantry. And then everything just kept getting bigger and I had more spaghetti than sauce…. so I added another jar of sauce and a whole package of beef to “even it out”.
At this point I’m very stressed. Something doesn’t feel right, I’m usually much more “with it” when I’m stoned. I go back to the room and look at the package. I realized I forgot what I had bought the other day. I’ve just taken a 10mg edible after using 2.5s for like a whole year. So now I’m stoned with an alarming amount of spaghetti.
Also, for context I live with my partner in a tiny apartment. It’s just two people here — AND we both get lunch taken care of at work, so our grocery/meal prepping needs are low. And I just cleared out our pantry of sauce and pasta. This is more spaghetti than I have Tupperware for, let alone space in our fridge. It’s only 8 on a Friday, a fried was going to pick me up to hang out in like an hour, but I think I’m gonna cancel bc I’m so stressed about this spaghetti and I’m so unbelievably stoned that I can barely function
TLDR: accidentally quadruple dosed myself with an edible myself and made an insane amount of spaghetti. Now i have more mid spaghetti than i have Tupperware for, no space left in my fridge, and am out of groceries.