You misspelled "production database" π
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
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Using excel as production database is just crazy
Doesnβt mean we donβt use it as our main database
Watching production database use Excel?
Yes.
100000
No.
How about βupstream changes without telling youβ
Surprise features.
Dont you put that evil on us Ricky Bobby!
Watching anyone else use a computer, really. It's agonizing.
All of it is painful..... but the pain of watching someone need to go between 2 windows repeatedly without using alt/tab.Just shoot me
They minimise the window first before pulling the next one up from the tray.
Then they accidentally click the x...
Honestly, that's me when I have to use Windows because I've gotten so used to the workspace centered workflow of GNOME π
Teaching people excel:
Hating Excel is something for which I get payed, but man, how better my life has been after PowerQuery.
Inside Excel?
Or AutoCAD. I hide all the icons so people won't use my computer. "Where's the move button?"
There's a move button? Why?
And also, why is that person using AutoCad, when they clearly should be given a fancy table and some different sizes of pencil.
For me it is 'someoe using Excel (at all)'.
Seeing people bragging about cool 'apps' and 'databases' they created in their department only to find out it is Excel. Oh the pain...
Common, that's not fair! The other MS products also deserve to be mentioned here.
s/else//
I don't know how I should feel about getting this joke
Oh god, imagine mob programming or pairing in a bank. Just with excel. Couldn't, wouldn't. Would run.
I never learned how to use it so I relate but in a different way