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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 80 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Please provide an archive link to this tweet. Anyone can help out and do this. You all have an hour. Archive.is is a good one.

[–] Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 78 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TWeaK@lemmy.today 24 points 3 weeks ago

https://xcancel.com/alyankovic/status/1588719949748776961 - a live link to a twitter mirror, which includes replies, instead of an archive.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, forgot about the public figure rule.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 weeks ago

No worries, it looks like you have a lot of people willing to help out.

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

lol, it took everyone like 20 minutes. I also had to leave.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

spin up an instance of your favorite fediverse social media frontend and boom: instant archival of everything public people share (when configured correctly)

[–] X@piefed.world 97 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] cecilkorik@piefed.ca 41 points 3 weeks ago

He knows it's always been all about the Pentiums baby.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This means Weird Al cannot complain about the ways i aquired his albums as a teenager.

[–] corvi@piefed.social 102 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He made a song that named several popular music sharing sites while mocking industry greed eons ago. He 100% supports your actions.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 63 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird Al is just happy if people are listening.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 60 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It seems to be working. He’s been relevant since long before I was born and I’m old as fuck

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Weird Al has been relevant longer than most artists he parodied. Its going to be sad day when somebody finally milkshakeducks him and we find out he plays like Sea of Theives and is racist against italians.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird Al is right up there with folks like Mr. Rogers and Levar Burton.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago

and dolly parton.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

milkshakeducks

TIL that word is so popular that it even has its own Wikipedia page, yet I haven't even heard of the term.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Right? It's weird to think he gained popularity in the 70s.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Absolute legend. He certainly didn't invent musical comedy, but he's a paragon of the genre and has brought it into the public eye like no one else.

I always thought if the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame ever pulls their head out of their collective ass and inducts him, it would be a fantastic tribute for all the living artists he's parodied to perform his version of their song.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Don’t Download This Song

Once in awhile, maybe you will feel the urge 
To break international copyright law 
By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites 
Like Morpheus, or Grokster, or LimeWire, or Kazaa 
But deep in your heart, you know the guilt would drive you mad 
And the shame would leave a permanent scar 
'Cause you start out stealing songs, then you're robbing liquor stores 
And selling crack and running over school kids with your car!

So don't download this song 
The record store's where you belong 
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should 
Oh, don't download this song!

Oh, you don't want to mess with the R-I-double-A 
They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R 
It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl 
They'll treat you like the evil, hard bitten, criminal scum you are!

So don't download this song 
Don't go pirating music all day long 
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should 
Oh, don't download this song!

Don't take away money 
From artists just like me 
How else can I afford another solid gold Humvee? 
And diamond-studded swimming pools 
These things don't grow on trees 
So all I ask is everybody please…

Don't download this song (don't do it, no, no) 
Even Lars Ulrich knows it's wrong (you can just ask him) 
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (you really should) 
Oh, don't download this song!

Don't download this song (oh, please don't you do it or you) 
Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (remember Tommy) 
Go and buy the CD (right now) 
Like you know that you should (go out and buy it) 
Oh, don't download this song 
Don't download this song (no, no, no, no, no, no) 
Or you'll burn in hell before too long (and you deserve it) 
Go and buy the CD (just buy it) 
Like you know that you should (you cheap bastard)!

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Weird was never in it for the money.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like he got "fuck you" money a long time ago if he ever was in it for that.

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

That’s weird.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

you recorded them to cassette whenever you heard them on the radio so you could make a mix tape for your friends right?

right?

please don't make me depressed by saying anything else T_T

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pressed play and record baby. I gotcha.

Damn that mother fuckin' DJ talking over the end of the track

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Weird Al is the biggest fucking Chad I swear. He's gotta have a 64 inch dick.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

With 100TBs of RAM too

His power obviously comes from his majestic hair

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 31 points 3 weeks ago

Shiver me timbers, I buy that ther lad a pint of the finest rum the high seas has to offer.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In if my favorites from him is “don’t download this song”

“You’ll burn in hell before too long “

“And you deserve it!”

“go and buy the cd-“

“Go out and buy it, you cheap bastard!”

“-and don’t download this song”

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Which was only available as a download XD

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Also was on the Straight Outta Lynwood album.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Remember Tommy!

[–] SpaceRanger13@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

if there is good in the world it would bless us with spaceballs 3: the search for spaceballs 2 and uhf 2 in the same year.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

That's really good. He should be a comedian or something.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

There is something about that tweet right at the edge of understanding. Almost subliminal in nature.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a far cry from the weird al who looked into my would and said that anyone illegally downloading his music was a Hooligan! 😐

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you refer to "Don't Download This Song", I'm pretty sure that song was satire, given that it was only available as a download.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

No it was the bonus content to the poodle hat enhanced CD, the one where he shows home videos of him being gifted reams of notebook paper at birthdays and holidays.

It's been literal decades since I saw it, but it's stuck in my memory. I guess there's a chance that it was satire, but it didn't seem like it to middle school me.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know that one, but even if it was serious back then, I'd say he has changed by now

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Most definitely!