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It do be like that (infosec.pub)

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[–] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't need full features. Just give me intellisense and I'm gold.

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

This and an easy way to attach a line-by-line debugger and I'm golden.

[–] aqua_cat@pawb.social 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lite XL my beloved

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

you only need microsoft write.exe

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

give me a text editor with svc integration, project scoping, and syntax highlighting and I'll use it forever.

[–] vfscanf@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

My text editor of choice for many years was gedit. Nowadays, I use emacs

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You can pry Notepad++ from my cold, dead hands.