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A groundbreaking new study using advanced artificial intelligence (AI) has revealed that the asteroid strike that wiped out the dinosaurs 66 million years ago caused only a modest decline in shark and ray species. The findings challenge previous understandings of how severely this mass extinction affected life in the oceans.

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[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Well, they don't have to breathe in that shit, and barely see the sun, so why not?