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Anon goes to therapy (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 weeks ago by TheBat@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 weeks ago

Fake and straight, obviously.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fake: Anon would read David Smail's How To Survive Without Psychotherapy before going to therapy

Straight: She then "suggest" hypnosis for his not getting laid problem. Then over many sessions while she is planting post-hypnotic suggestions and triggers, she turns him into a mindless obedient drone towards every women he meets, even when it is inconvenient for him.

[–] Uruanna@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

so you're asexual?

I want to have sex, I just haven't

So, quick note, you can be asexual as in have no attraction to anyone and still be open to sex and horny. "I just haven't found the right person yet!" can be it and you don't understand the difference for decades.

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