As a North Carolinian. Take me with you
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Shitposting from Canada / Turtle Island.
Take off ya hoser!
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Richard Morgan's sci-fi book Black Man has Jesusland outlined similarly. I believe he noted in the forward that he got the idea from some other work. I mean, it's not really a stretch.
You'll have to lop off the Eastern halves of Cali and Oregon unless we want to drag those dimwits into the future with us
Ship them to Idaho-ho-ho!
Let's do it!
At least the bottom half of Illinois would be part of Jesusland.
The nation's second largest cross is in Effingham, IL.
Well that was a messed up read.
Yes please!
Would I have to learn to play hockey?
You'll be pleased to learn that Canada has 2 official national sports: hockey and lacrosse.
Hockey or curling. Your choice.
No one in St. Louis will fight you on becoming part of Illinois so we can gtfo of the shithole that the rest of MO is (sans KC and Columbia, they are good people)
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Florida should become part of Australia.