No thanks, just return our portion of Maine.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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I don't think Jesus would want to be associated with this dump.
He doesn't really have a choice. Sometimes you just got to grab them by the son of God.
Well, good, he won't be as upset when he gets deported.
i don’t think jesus ever actually existed
The biblical jesus didn't exist. There's evidence that a Jesus existed, and was notable enough to piss off the Roman administration.
A lot of the biblical stories are older than jesus however, so he has a lot of existing "lore" tacked on to him. He was likely a nomadic wise/holy man who built up a bit of a following and was then crucified.
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Neither did Frodo Baggins, but he wouldn’t want to be associated with America either.
The general scholarly consensus is that he did in fact exist. The only thing really up for debate is what he did or didn't do, and who he was or was not the son of.
It's a little more complicated. There were a bunch of messianic cults at the time so it's likely a bunch of stories about multiple leaders were eventually all attributed to Jesus. And while there isn't any definitive proof the man existed, there's enough reasonable evidence that a guy called Yeshua from Nazareth existed that led a messianic cult, and more there's nothing that disputes the evidence of a man existing. But that's like saying we have evidence a guy called Bob from Newport existed, it was a common name. Anyway it's more there's nothing disproving his existence so there's no reason to think a guy didn't exist.
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Seriously. Canada's got some similar shit going on, but it's not nearly as bad, and it seems unlikely to get that way. Plus, I'm already in a part of that new annexation of theirs.
Everyone should approve this maps because it makes Canada look like a cute dragon puffing out a little fire newfoundland
Well now i can't unsee it
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*United provinces of Canada
And Territories.
Canada
Missing Alberta
And Hawaii
Trust me when I say you don't want the interiors of any of these states. Eastern Oregon, Southern Illinois, upstate New York, etc.
Yeah, I only really have experience with upstate NY and out to central PA, maybe Altoona, Harrisburg at most, and even there it sucks. Upstate NY, I'm limited to 81 and it's surroundings because it's my route to Montreal, but it also sucks. The finger lakes are nice, saratoga's all right, but it's mainly awful.
I say it often, but NYC and Philadelphia have more in common with the sprawling suburbia that is NJ than they do their rural upstates.
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The tough part is that Colorado and Nee Mexico would want to be with Canada but are cut off via Nevada and Utah.
We can swap the populations with Alberta
Arizona is fairly liberal, even though we turned red last election. If you add AZ then NM and CO have a contiguous path back!
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As a Michigander I'm very pleased this seems to include us and also vitally excludes Ohio
As a Pennsylvanian, I am also ecstatic that we get to join Canada and Ohio doesn't. God please yes put a solid border between us and Ohio.
Ngl my vindictive ass remembers Pennsylvania swinging to Trump 2024 with several voters (mainstream new interviews, so questionable representation) still saying “we’ll wait and see” a week before the election was due.
If it were up to me, you ARE the Ohio-Canada border; buffer state style. But it ain’t.
And Penn’s not even the only swing state to swing red, but the one I least expected to stomach attacks to democracy that Jan 6 and Project 20205 represented.
~~Super rant-y and spiteful, I just hate orange man and how swing state voting enabled him.~~
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Hmm,.so we'd have the bulk of EV sales, the better coast, all 5 great lakes, direct access to Mexico, additional ports for Pacific shipping, more than double our population, and be as far away from Alabama as possible?
Sweet friggin deal, eh?
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Unacceptable. We should have Hawaii too.
Alaska can become independent. We'll rename it "New Greenland"
Seriously:
"State" containing "states"
"America" in "America"
US folks have a problem with naming.
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