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The United States of Canada and Jesusland (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world to c/ehbuddyhoser@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sundaymidnight@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seriously:

"State" containing "states"

"America" in "America"

US folks have a problem with naming.

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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a Colorado resident, all of these maps are bugging me.

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, but Colorado can’t join because otherwise we’d have border gore. Exclaves are too messy, what can you do. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

So what you're telling me is that Colorado is going to have to expand our northern borders in order to connect.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Count me in, Illinois fucking hates Trump. Well, at least the useful part up north of I-88.

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[–] roundup5381@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Gilead*

[–] lowside@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a resident of illinois, I am honored to be included.

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[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stop lumping everyone in neat little buckets. Even in the most red of states you’d be abandoning 40% of voters to these fascists. This there are a lot of non voters.

And there are plenty of fascists in blue states and Canada.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus would abandon those idiots within a New York second and take his name with him. Rename it to The Fucknut Confederation.

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

sigh id only have to move one state over...

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

NOFX, JeusLand. I love this song. NOFX taught me a lot about satire when I was a teen. See the song, "You Drink, You Drive, You Spill," and 'Drugs Are Cool."

I want some drugs. Life sucked less when I was taking them. But also, we didn't have a fucking batshit leader. Give me drugs so I won't care.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Republicanistan.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Christians hate socialists of color (like Jesus) though

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Jesusland

CSAL: the Christian State of American Liberty, home of Y'all Queda

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a North Carolinian. Take me with you

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[–] BossDj@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'll have to lop off the Eastern halves of Cali and Oregon unless we want to drag those dimwits into the future with us

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Ship them to Idaho-ho-ho!

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Richard Morgan's sci-fi book Black Man has Jesusland outlined similarly. I believe he noted in the forward that he got the idea from some other work. I mean, it's not really a stretch.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Fuck you I live in the middle of that red area and I want out give me Blue too!

[–] FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus 4 points 2 months ago

Then free Québec so they can speak french in peace 😂

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

We call them Provinces here.

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