Eh Buddy Hoser

Nothing for Greenland?

Manhattan would like a word. Independent also?

The restaurants in St Louis, MO would be insane.

What a load of garbage. The surface of the earth is turned to glass before we lose a single major city. Lose lose for everyone.

Where Alaska and Hawaii and Puerto Rico and guam

Can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe I'll move to Florida . . .

The entirety of north and south america are just european occupation zones already.

I'm good with this.

You forgot about China zone.

oh can ada

Good luck with the fallout

So does Canada get Alaska or Russia?

You should be so lucky

Unfortunately for you, the US-Russia-China alliance would win easily

EDIT: My bad, this was an oversimplified and sensationalist statement. I've elaborated in the comment below. I didn't mean to imply these entities actually like each other