this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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[–] Kepion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 94 points 6 days ago

Would be a shame to pass up on such a good opportunity for California hoisting this flag.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 84 points 6 days ago (11 children)
[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 53 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Fuck no. As an European we don't want any of this shit. Americans can handle their own mess.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Well to be fair they did come in to rescue us after Hitlers mess. I'm not against saving Americans from the mess they created. Not sure if i would risk my life, but the ice Gestapo is making me wonder if that would be the humane thing to do. But no judgement from my part, i totally get your fuck-them attitude.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (12 children)

They came and saved us from Hitler once they were under attack themselves, they didn't just jump in immediately. Hitler was quite popular in certain circles in the US before they joined the war. But yeah they did help Europe and the soldiers that gave their life for that are heroes.

On another note, the Soviet Union also helped fight against Hitler as much as the Allies.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago

🇲🇽 MAKE TEXAS MEXICO AGAIN 🇲🇽

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (5 children)

This was definitely made by someone from California.

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 54 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (13 children)

I don’t think anyone would want Florida, can we just sink it?

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago

[Climate change]: “Workin’ on it!”

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 days ago

Let nature reclaim it, and the rest of the gulf coast. Let it return to mangrove forests and be less absolutely ratfucked by hurricanes.

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[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I like that California was granted independence but Hawaii just declared it

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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Europe doesn’t want any of it. We had it before and look at the mess that come of it.

Canada can have it

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

We definitely don't want Florida

[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Then hand it over to Cuba.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago

For real, people keep forgetting where the USA comes from...

[–] Damorte@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Isnt this the place where we deliberately dumped a bunch of asshats who thought medieval european christianity wasnt hardcore and repressive enough? In hindsight that was probably a bad idea.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

The entire Florida Oblast should be returned to nature.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Please just give me this, name it the New California Republic.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Atlanta can join Eurovision wooooo

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

New Orleans will go back to speaking French.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I'm aware that the Treaty of Hidalgo formalised and legalised the US annexation of Texas and New Mexico, but the US Southwest was literally stolen, to begin with, from Mexico.

Time for reconquista!

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Europe gets Florida?

Rough trade lmao

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Florida here - either give us to Mexico or sink us into the ocean

[–] doublenom@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry, we'll go with the second choice

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Looks like entire landmass of baja was destroyed in the conflict

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The North American continent sheds it's Baja when threatened, but it regrows after a while.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

China looking at Hawaii: This is mine.

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fuck off with that flag for California, we have dozens of them from the bear flag revolt that could be used assuming we don't just stick with the one we've been using since the revolt and they go with the worst one. I know it's source and it was quiet literally lost outside of a photo because it was tossed in the trash.

[–] GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)

The two-headed bear was right there

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[–] lauracor@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This kind of map really shows how much people use alternate history to think through fears and ‘what ifs.’ Even when it’s exaggerated, it’s interesting as a reflection of the moment more than a prediction.

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As a Wisconsinite, I have 3 thoughts:

  1. I would hope to be a full province, not just an [occupied] territory of Canada, so that I'd be represented.
  2. I'd still be happier as a Canadian territory than a US state, given the way the US is going.
  3. I actually really don't want my Wisconsinite neighbors represented. This place is redder than you think. Maybe a territory is best.
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[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, I'm ok with this

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[–] tino@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Europe: "Nice, let's relaunch this well organized cane sugar and cotton business"

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

California is joining Denmark they paid for it with healthcare and pastries

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Yes please.

[–] outerspace@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago

Where is china

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

As a New Yorker I would love an independent socialist Republic :3

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[–] paequ2@lemmy.today 15 points 6 days ago

Mexico reclaiming its land from 1846: feelsgoodman.jpg

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Meh, New England alone is 15 million people. I would much rather see them become independent republics than having to integrate millions of Americans into Canada. Then we can create a North American Union with Schengen and shared international common institutions. Make our own EU with blackjack and hookers.

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[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

Honestly, Cascadia would be so great. The PNW is gorgeous, and we’d fit in with Canada (at least the heavy population centers).

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