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Oh, oh, somebody should let them know that the CIA recently admitted to intentionally fucking with the global heroin supply potency because they thought it would fuck up Afghanistan's economy (allegedly). Because they assumed if people couldn't get consistently potent heroin they would just stop buying it? (Allegedly)

I don't think the CIA has actually commented on fentanyl being added to the U.S. heroin supply when they were intentionally fucking with the potency of heroin, but "whoever" introduced fentanyl to the U.S. took care of the potency problem. Now fentanyl has replaced heroin as the most commonly used opiate in the the U.S.... so

So "somebody" was kind enough to offer a solution to the potency problem the CIA created by providing a cheaper and more potent synthetic alternative to heroin that can be made in a lab instead of grown in Afghanistan, and now that alternative is what dominates the U.S. market. Its weird because I feel like I've heard a similar story about the CIA and a cheaper more potent drug being introduced to the U.S. market before... 🤔

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/11/12/cia-afghanistan-heroin-poppy-seeds/

In 20 years of grinding war in Afghanistan, the United States dropped a multitude of weapons from the skies: Millions of tons of ordnance. Hellfire missiles launched from Predator drones. Even the “Mother of All Bombs,” the most powerful nonnuclear bomb in existence. And, amid the more conventional projectiles, tiny poppy seeds. By the billions.

On and off for over a decade, the Central Intelligence Agency conducted an audacious highly classified program to covertly manipulate Afghanistan’s lucrative poppy crop, blanketing Afghan farmers’ fields with specially modified seeds that germinated plants containing almost none of the chemicals that are refined into heroin, The Washington Post has learned.

The covert program, which has not previously been disclosed, is an unreported chapter in the 2001-2021 U.S. war in Afghanistan and in the long checkered history of American efforts to combat narcotics globally, from Latin America to Asia. Its existence was confirmed by 14 people familiar with aspects of the secret operation, all of whom spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe a classified project.

Anyway, heads up Greenland. Who knows, they might even try to introduce an entirely new drug to the market to replace one that's already selling instead of just smuggling fentanyl

Out of all the stupid shit you can make fun of us for, this is what you chose? We're fat, poorly dressed, uneducated, Pop Tart eating, loud, obnoxious, Cowboy, casserole eating, douchebags and THIS is what you came up with?

This shit is funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_tMD5bTbLM

American here. The US fully deserves to be mocked, blocked, ridiculed, and shunned.

I'm a Democratic Socialist, and have never voted for a Republican in my life. I'm as stuck with this BS as are the Britons who didn't vote for Brexit. I laughed at the Brits while Trump was in his first term saying, "At least our fuck-up will be gone in four years."

D'oh!

Americans seem completely fine with mocking and insulting Russians, Israelis and others, but when someone mocks Americans, all of a sudden it's inappropriate to make fun of the general population for their government's actions.

Jokes on you we have no shame

haha, the filthy drug addicts are acting silly guys!

... fucking ew.

Among all the things you can mock the USA for, this is probably pretty low on the list ...

Besides, King Trump would love to throw addicts in camps. Only the poor ones, obviously.

So true fentanyl is american

Mock the US for being dumb... that's fair. Fentanyl addicts are typically victims of the system though. You're mocking the wrong part.