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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
  7. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The friend's name is Totino, isn't it.

[–] 5wim@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, for it is Totino's Pizza Scroll

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

These are now magic items in my headcanon. 🤘🏼 Spelled "Piece o' Scrolls", and first invented by Tau Teeno the Impatient. Their somatic component is a very, very small (ie. "micro", even) gesture with a flat palm as if in greeting/farewell, and a short but shrill vocal "eep" to finish.

The resulting effect can vary between casters, depending on the spells' ingredients, but the most prevalent are surprise tiny napalm and long-lasting bowel disruption.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

I think i'm missing some reference here, but i rather have a peace cheetah anyway

[–] Emi@ani.social 4 points 1 week ago

When I was a kid I played with words pronunciation and tried different cute ways to say stuff. Once said pizza as píča which in Czech means pussy. Got a mean stare from my father that was carrying pizza we had for dinner.