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UPDATE -- I found the original website and it's even better than we thought.

https://denmarkification.com/

Part 2 - This was started in Feb 2025 when tRump first proposed taking over Greenland.

https://apnews.com/article/denmark-greenland-california-75f1521f32871069e9840069e829e4dc

What began as a joke on social media has snowballed into one of the most talked-about political satire campaigns in Europe this year. More than 200,000 Danish citizens have now signed a viral petition proposing that Denmark buy the U.S. state of California, a tongue-in-cheek response to former U.S. President Donald Trump’s past interest in acquiring Greenland.

Under the fictional proposal, Californians would be welcomed into the Kingdom of Denmark with a package of benefits that reads like a parody of Nordic governance. The petition promises “rule of law, universal health care, and fact-based politics” as immediate perks of Danish administration.

To underscore the absurdity, the organizers also pledge a lifetime supply of Danish pastries for all 39 million residents of the state. The petition’s website jokingly notes that while Denmark cannot solve every problem, “we are very confident about pastries.”

The satirical plan goes further, outlining a full cultural “Denmarkification” of the West Coast. Los Angeles would be rechristened “Løs Ångeles,” while Danish-style cycling infrastructure would spread across cities more famous for traffic jams than bicycles.

Even California’s most iconic institutions are not spared. Disneyland would be rebranded as “Hans Christian Andersenland,” a nod to Denmark’s most famous storyteller, Hans Christian Andersen. The petition cheerfully asks readers to imagine fairy tales replacing cartoon mascots, and even suggests that Viking helmets might become standard park attire.

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[–] aleph@piefed.social 155 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

As a spokesperson for CA citizens, we'll take it! Please and thank you.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 71 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Only if they take Washington and Oregon too.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago

As a WA state resident, we require inclusion in the deal. In fact, you buy 1 California and receive a complimentary WA state for free! Act now, and receive a special-one-time Oregon while supplies last!

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 weeks ago

An overland route between Mexico and Canada that doesn't go through the US, that could be interesting.

[–] X@piefed.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

As a Washingtonian, yes please, and thank you for including us and Oregon. It is greatly appreciated!

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Would you be fine if we just made you EU members instead of a state? That might make things less complicated. And would piss Trump off even more.

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The Californian Republic would definitely have the most interesting flag in the EU. Too many tricolors, not enough bears.

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[–] DrakeAlbrecht@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

Where do I sign?!

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Can other states join? Asking for friends.

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[–] gigachad@piefed.social 75 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think it's psychologically important for Denmark to own California

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why is it even part of the US? Just because some ships have been landed there? Well, danish has landed there too.

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[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 9 points 3 weeks ago

It's psychologically important for me to, the change would be of immense psychological benefit to me.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 67 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I, for one, welcome our new Danish overlords!

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe have the bear and the swan both!

Don’t tempt us with a good time.

Also, can you take MA too? We have lots of neat bioscience stuff, tons of universities, and a similar dislike of orangeboi.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago
[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All sales of California include a complementary Washington State, and yes, it's mandatory.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Oregon and Hawaii too

[–] GojuRyu@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

a package of benefits that reads like a parody of Nordic governance. The petition promises “rule of law, universal health care, and fact-based politics”

That’s not even a parody, just daily life in the nordics contrasted with the US.

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[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Hey listen: California is vital for Denmark's security, for some reason. Also, the Danish prime minister was snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize, so that means that they're going to invade us if we don't comply with the sale.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Frankly, I'd like to move to Denmark or Greenland, but they'd probably be understandably suspicious of me.

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Yup. Just saw articles from Feb 2025.

Good thing is they're up to 285k now!

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[–] rageagainstmachines@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Count me in for being absorbed by Denmark!

[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

California is one of the few states (most) Americans would not want to give up.

How about some of the Deep South?

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What will you pay us to take it?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I guess Alabama would be really expensive for us to pay you to take. Maybe Florida?

Alabama residents receive over $60 billion from the federal government—23% of all personal income.

These payments, known as transfer payments, include Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, veteran’s benefits, unemployment, Pell Grants, and others.* The report explains how an aging population and shrinking economic opportunities have shifted many communities into reliance on these transfer payments.

To put the $60 billion in perspective, Alabama’s four automakers generate $6.4 billion in total compensation, according to a report from Autos Drive America and the American International Automobile Dealers Association, as reported by al.com. That’s about one-tenth of the amount received from federal transfer payments.

In other words, a 10% reduction in these payments would have a similar economic effect on personal income as shuttering Alabama’s entire auto industry.

https://parcalabama.org/alabamas-60-billion-question/

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[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago

Canada wants to buy Minnesota. They seem like our kind of people.

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Apparently I need to move to California.

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Texas or Florida would have been a much more appropriate choice. Trump doesn't even like California.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 24 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

No one wants to buy Florida.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know. Is there a country of Shreks out there somewhere? They might want to buy the thing.

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[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe he'll just give it away then

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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would be inclined to listen to their trade offers of California. I would also offer Minnesota to Canada for a future draft pick.........

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[–] goombakid@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Take the whole west coast. OR and WA are sick of this BS too. Hell, take HI as well!

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

Oh damn, don't tease me with a good time. I'm not a rich man, but I'd make a donation to help pay for the purchase.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

California must be worried about the scourge of Mexico on the border. Let Denmark take over and mooth over the relationship and let free trade and immigration flow across the border once more. Further, Cali would instantly be the most populous Danish property over night.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

Shit, wait for me to get there first!

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not sure about the countries and what they do. Is Norway running Denmark? Will this finally get trump the Holland Peace Prize? /s

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I would give the Danes a bundle deal. Buy California and I'll include all the Blue States.

[–] bss03 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can they buy Arkansas instead? We need a state government that respects the bodily autonomy of women, and I'd appreciate operating under Danish national law rather than a federal government run by Trump.

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm not sure you we should be subjecting Denmark to the people of Arkansas

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[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Please buy all the west coast. We're like triplets and don't want to be parted. /puppydogeyes

[–] razen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I as an Asian support this deal. Please go ahead with it.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No, they need to buy Florida. 2 Republican Senators, net loss of 12 Republican House seats. Lop Florida off the country and we have a better shot of pulling out of this nonsense.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Buy Florida? Forget it.

Let's try again:

How much are you willing to pay us for sailing three longships full of drones onto the beach at Mar-a-lago and claiming the land as ours?

(The boat-show is a useless but mandatory expense).

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you abduct him while you are at it and bring him to the Hague? It's not that far for you guys

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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Buy Florida? You'd have to pay them to take it.

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