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[–] Barrington@feddit.org 37 points 3 weeks ago

I live this, it reads very much like an Issac Asimov story.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Do I read this right? That comic is from 2011?

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No skepticism, only surprise at how that was so long before the AI epidemic.

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Machine learning and "self evolving" code has been around for a long time. It's just... Mainstream now, I guess.

[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Back when I was in college I took a computer engineering class around 2010 I think with a professor who had done CPU design at one of the big chip manufacturers. He had a story about how no human knows how they work anymore because they'll do the designs, then feed them through some optimization algorithm thing before the fabrication. Then when they would evaluate the chip they'd find that it was behaving in completely unexpected ways due to the optimization finding crazy efficient but unintuitive (to a human) ways of performing different operations.

I wish I could remember the details of what he talked about better, but that was a long time ago.

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's normal evolution, go ask a biologist about junk DNA.

[–] heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The idea of junk DNA is based on the fact that it doesn't code for any proteins, but many other functions have been found for it (small nuclear RNA, microRNA, small interfering RNA, etc.). Some parts of the genome are not transcribed into anything but still have a functional purpose, such as in telomere caps and in folding. And there are large parts with no known purpose, they might be remnants of working genes, and they might have a function in evolution (see the "might"). One research project (Encode) found that around 80% of the human genome is transcribed, but the argument against this is that DNA being transcribed may not necessarily mean it has a function. The theory of junk DNA hasn't diseapered but it isn't necessarily true either.

I am just a student, so take my info with a pinch of salt.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

For real, I thought he was going there. Like : the AI keeps trying to fight off the coders messing with its perfect code so it keeps generating junk code to protect the actual code.

[–] notthebees@reddthat.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, that's what smbc stands for?????

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What did you think it stood for?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Username checks out

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

Actually, you make a pretty good point there.

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Still SciFi