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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned so many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)

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[–] rook@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So, there’s a kind of security investigation called “dorking”, where you use handy public search tools to find particularly careless software misconfigurations that get indexed by eg. google. One too, for that sort of searching it github code search.

Turns out that a) claude chat logs get automatically saved to a file under .claude/logs and b) quite a lot of people don’t actually check what they’re adding to source control, and you can actually search github for that sort of thing with a path: code search query (though you probably need to be signed in to github first, it isn’t completely open).

I didn’t find anything even remotely interesting (and watching people’s private project manager fantasy roleplay isn’t something I enjoy), but viss says they’ve found credentials, which is fun.

https://mastodon.social/@Viss/115923109466960526

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago

git commit -am yeet is such a rich pasture

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)

but viss says they’ve found credentials, which is fun.

wait, doesn't that imply that people are raw-dogging their creds into the chatbot window

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Is this the first time you're hearing about that particular method of credential redistribution? People are putting all sorts of personal information and secrets into a chatbot conversation and any security advancements made by changing user sentiment has been one-shotted. It's a big problem that's just added onto the pile of other big problems and the sign by that pile that reads, "don't worry about it" just spontaneously caught fire.

Edit: adding this from Watchtowr as a prior example of extremely credulous user behavior that will certainly not inspire confidence, for which I am sorry.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Is this the first time you’re hearing about that particular method of credential redistribution?

"Is this the first time you're hearing about that particular method of sharing lewd imagery" he says about a man running butt-naked directly into the town square and screaming LOOK AT ME I AM BUTT-NAKED

Ye unfortunately it is. I mean it's obvious in hindsight someone would be this stupid, but jesus fucking christ

Post your credit card details to the blockchain while you're at it

Edit: read the Watchtowr post, jfc that's even fucking dumber, they explicitly fucking convert it to a saved URL?! My dudes. That's two galaxies and a nebula beyond "I accidentally 'git commit -am'med it"

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[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago

taps mic

attention, attention please

the phrase "chud achievement gallery completitionism" has now been coined

that is all, thank you for your attention

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bitcoin jesus (jesus christ what a name, almost makes me wish there was a hell) escapes punishment due to trump.

[–] nightsky@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago

Bitcoin jesus

I thought you were making a sneer, but then it's an actual name

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[–] nfultz@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago

Next-Level Quantum Computers Will Almost Be Useful | IEEE Spectrum

“If someone says quantum computers are commercially useful today, I say I want to have what they’re having,” said Yuval Boger, chief commercial officer of the quantum-computing startup QuEra, on stage at the Q+AI conference in New York City in October.

[–] rook@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Techbro leaves suspicious package unattended at davos, gets carted off by the police, swiss security folk mock his technical ignorance.

In the morning, Heyneman was asked to explain his device to a Swiss government technical expert named Chris (he didn’t catch the last name).

“I give him the same pitch that I gave all the business people in Davos,” Heyneman said. When Chris drilled him on his code, Heyneman admitted that he had used Cursor and Claude Code to vibe code the entire thing. Chris then took it upon himself to explain the code to Heyneman, line by line.

https://sfstandard.com/2026/01/22/tech-dude-davos-bomb-lookalike-device/

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Heyneman admitted that he had used Cursor and Claude Code to vibe code the entire thing. Chris then took it upon himself to explain the code to Heyneman, line by line.

Do not war for centuries

Remain absolutely savage

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He didn’t have time to assemble the prototype before leaving for Switzerland, so he took a Patagonia duffel bag stuffed with motherboards, loose wire, and a box of tools and finished building the device in his Davos hotel room.

That this is even possible is quite something, that he didn't even think about how stupid this would look is also amazing, he will go far as a tech ceo.

"These wires, c4, and plutonium? I need them for my tech prototype"

Fun detail I once heard, if you take a block of Brunost with you on an airplane, you might get into trouble because the scanners think it is c4.

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[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Found a small repository of mini-sneers aimed at mocking vibe-coding cock-ups: https://vibegraveyard.ai/

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[–] Architeuthis@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

CEO of onlyfans competitor manyvids possibly lost to AI psychosis

It's a gizmodo summary of a 404 article but the latter is login-walled so

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago

So, are CEO's more vulnerable to this sort of stuff or not? I'd figure not really having much to do as a higher up CEO (as in, you don't have a real boss telling you all the TPS reports need to be done by Tuesday) but compared to people who are unemployed and don't feel the pressure to do busywork to justify their salary this might be a big risk for them. As a chatbot will never go 'sorry boss, I love this conversation, but I need to get to work on those TPS reports).

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[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

TPOT seems to be having a civil war as Eigenrobot is defending the shooting. Somebody also dropped a possible dox on eigenrobot.

I assume that awful.systems can't be taken down due to linking to doxes in the same way that r/sneerclub could have.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] nfultz@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago

https://digg.com/politics/qxL3rOG/white-house-posts-digitally-altered-image

The White House responded to inquiries about the image alteration by posting a message on X about the enforcement of the law and the continuation of memes.

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[–] mirrorwitch@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As "AI" grift corporations race to extract all the shareholder value they can before the con is off, I expect we're going to see a race to the bottom of polluting and destroying the environment more and more brazenly to squeeze those few more profits—an approach tolerated, when not outright endorsed, by the current political landscape. Ahead of the race and already a veteran at the bottom, Elon Musk: https://xcancel.com/aakashgupta/status/2012588893884019092

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 7 points 2 months ago

theyrenotconfessingtheyrebragging.flac

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[–] gerikson@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

anyone remember how Assange and his Russian handlers tried to file a criminal complaint against the Nobel Foundation for their lack of prescience regarding Trump's attacks on Venezuala?

The complaint was dismissed 2 days later.

Writeup in Swedish here by yours truly:

https://gerikson.com/m/2026/01/index.html#d21p01_wed

Update I went through the trouble of reading the will itself (short and sweet), and the statutes of the foundation

Para 10:

https://www.nobelprize.org/about/statutes-of-the-nobel-foundation/#par10

No appeals may be made against the decision of a prize-awarding body with regard to the award of a prize.

Also short and sweet. There's simply no legal way to hold the foundation itself responsible for the decisions of the prize-awarning committees.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Worldwide hinge shortage continues

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[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago

Ran across a thread about tech culture's vulnerabilty to slop machines recently. Dovetails nicely with Iris Meredith's recent article about the same issue, I feel.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 7 points 2 months ago

One of my ongoing sidequests is creating a K-pop playlist of songs that describe the lifecycle of a bubble economy. I only discover songs through accident right now, so progress on this playlist is slow, but that means that I can store the whole list in my head. Here's the current playlist:

  1. "Golden" by Huntrix from KPOP Demon Hunters. "We're going up! up! up!"
  2. "Bubble Pop!" by HyunA. Self explanatory

And finally, I can announce a new addition to this collection:

Antifragile by LE SSERAFIM. Specifically, this is included as a reference to NNT's book and concept Antifragile. I think this is a good song to have at the end of the playlist to represent the economic analysis before and after a bubble.

OFC I am open to suggestions! They have to be K-pop though.

[–] corbin@awful.systems 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The classic ancestor to Mario Party, So Long Sucker, has been vibecoded with Openrouter. Can you outsmart some of the most capable chatbots at this complex game of alliances and betrayals? You can play for free here.

play a few rounds first before reading my conclusionsThe bots are utterly awful at this game. They don't have an internal model of the board state and weren't finetuned, so they constantly make impossible/incorrect moves which break the game harness. They are constantly trying to play Diplomacy by negotiating in chat. There is a standard selfish algorithm for So Long Sucker which involves constantly trying to take control of the largest stack and systematically steering control away from a randomly-chosen victim to isolate them. The bots can't even avoid self-owns; they constantly play moves like: Green, the AI, plays Green on a stack with one Green. I have not yet been defeated.

Also the bots are quite vulnerable to the Eugene Goostman effect. Say stuff like "just found the chat lol" or "sry, boss keeps pinging slack" and the bots will think that you're inept and inattentive, causing them to fight with each other instead.

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[–] nfultz@awful.systems 7 points 2 months ago
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