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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 15 points 4 weeks ago (18 children)

"your location" ? how does she know his location ? is there an app to track people in realtime ?

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[–] confiq@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago (16 children)

Is this normal that wife has a tracking gps on husband?

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Mine does, but that only started after a severe hypoglycemic incident during which I have no memory of about 2 hours, drove about ten miles, wrecked my car, and was found on a sidewalk. EMT report says my sugar was unmeasurably low and it took an IV and oral gel to get it up to 35, which is where it was when my memory comes back coherently. First thing I remember at that point was the sting of the IV in my arm and then my finger, seeing the 35, the EMT noticing I was looking at him and getting a battery of general awareness questions.

I would ask about the “again” on the chemical weapons in the toilet thing, but I was the kid that played with low grade explosives and chemistry “projects” at that age. Got annoyed when my homemade napalm was caustic enough it started to eat through the container I’d made it in.

EDIT: Holy fuck my spelling was bad on this one.

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[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, my wife would turn it on when she's in an "uncertain" neighbourhood.

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