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I hope the staff spat in their food

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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Appropriate

Edit: it's the song from the South Park Yelp episode. 🙄

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[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Boogers and cum

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

ICE the staff was afraid, and that made them an easy target...

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yow! What a scoop!

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