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Trump hosts “furry party” at Mar-a-Lago with dancers wearing bizarre dog heads (www.lgbtqnation.com)

submitted 5 hours ago by klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 1 points 46 minutes ago

Not surprised.

[–] JackBinimbul@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 4 hours ago

Welp, fuck the American Humane Society for directly lining Trump's pockets.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 76 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

However, Trump’s Mar-a-Lago venue is available to rent by anyone, so while Trump merely hosted the party, the Humane Society is the organization that chose the theme.

This seems important.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 53 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

so they also chose the venue? that venue??

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Well duh it’s the humane society

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Did Krusty gnome shoot them? Or did Trump strab them to watch them slowly suffer and die to get turned on so he could rape a child?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 27 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Those dogs are definitely underage i dont care how old their outfits are

[–] arin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Beastality is as bad as pedos imo

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

It's 84 in dog years though

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Great. The ICE head shoots those.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago

Eyes Wide Shut shit.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Our tax money at work. Who needs child care when we have dancing dogs? Wheres Robespierre when you need him?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

Hope they had enough litter boxes and doggy pee pads.