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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago)

Did Krusty gnome shoot them? Or did Trump strab them to watch them slowly suffer and die to get turned on so he could rape a child?

[–] JackBinimbul@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 3 hours ago

Welp, fuck the American Humane Society for directly lining Trump's pockets.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 54 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

However, Trump’s Mar-a-Lago venue is available to rent by anyone, so while Trump merely hosted the party, the Humane Society is the organization that chose the theme.

This seems important.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 hours ago

so they also chose the venue? that venue??

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 23 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Those dogs are definitely underage i dont care how old their outfits are

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

It's 84 in dog years though

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Great. The ICE head shoots those.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago

Eyes Wide Shut shit.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Our tax money at work. Who needs child care when we have dancing dogs? Wheres Robespierre when you need him?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Hope they had enough litter boxes and doggy pee pads.