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A candyflip and an ample woman on my face?

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Oh shit I suddenly have powdery mildew. Oh is that bacterial wilt? I'm over watered. It's too hot. Too much sun. Not the vine borers! Slugs?!

If I was like a plant, I would be dead.

[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 6 points 4 hours ago

I assure you that i never need less water. lol

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

My garden has to poop. Is that normal?

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 93 points 11 hours ago (4 children)
[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

This made me laugh, thank you

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

What's that about someone's wee?

[–] Apocalypteroid@anarchist.nexus 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Ah, the "no-till" approach

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 8 hours ago

Some people are tropical rainforests, others are arid wastelands.

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 4 points 7 hours ago

Tell that to my boss 😭

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 18 points 10 hours ago

This garden doesn't know what it needs.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 10 hours ago

also recognize that plants take a year to grow so don't pressure yourself to deliver results immediately

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 23 points 11 hours ago

My garden needs chocolate and red wine I'm pretty sure

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 8 points 9 hours ago

My garden needs less people dumping in truck loads of horse shit. I have enough fertilizer for a lifetime, thank you.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I've seen some pretty fussy machines, especially if the definition of "machine" includes computers ...

"machine" includes computers in my definition

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 9 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

It needs the entire discipline of statistics to get retconned away from existence, chainsawman style

Edit: possibly before the 20th of January

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 10 hours ago

My garden needs a combine harvester, fertilizer, optimized seeds, and an aeroponic vertical setup so it can be fully mechanized.