this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I gotta stop trying these out. The other day something to the tune of hot-singles.xxx autofilled in my phone browser the other day and I was so confused.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You only bang married couples or what?

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, my wife and I are a married couple, so, yes?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 4 weeks ago

Technically correct, the best kind of correct!

[–] angband@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 points 4 weeks ago

Christ. This reads like something that will keylog, steal my identity, and trojan my device all at once, bwahahahaha

[–] alamgirr@programming.dev 1 points 4 weeks ago

This looks like an awesome project idea to steal

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