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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 76 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Did he really post that? I can't lie that's pretty funny

[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 139 points 15 hours ago

elon being funny? gotta be fake

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 87 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I highly doubt the man is off ketamine

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

I looked and couldn't see it.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 49 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It would be the least convincing yet most welcome heel-face turn of the century tbh

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

There was a time, in December of 2016, where I really thought that trump might come out as a democrat after taking office. I think I’d still prefer Gore had been inaugurated, if we’re changing the presidencies of this century, but trump coming out swinging for progressive causes (or at least socially progressive causes, because he’s been too rich for any actually leftist fiscal policies) would have been nice

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 9 hours ago

People don't remember how he flat out campaigned on some policies that were to the left of Hilary. They don't remember his charisma in the Republican debates, the way he expertly worked crowds back in 2015-16. They ask have forgotten about how he said he'll "drain the swamp" and that he was "self funding his campaign" so he "wouldn't be beholden to any other interests"

Turns out he was just a sad wannabe dictator who can't even manage to control a Latin American nation with the full force of the US Military, let alone establish himself as emperor over the 'states

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 15 points 13 hours ago (11 children)

A narcissist excels at vaguely indicating how great things might be if they got their way.

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[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I was hoping the tariffs would be good, but I certainly expected it to be a disaster otherwise.

In retrospect, it was just really bad, and his tariffs were a ham-fisted turd. He saved the demolition of the country for his second term, after he let Stephen Miller run things and got rid of anyone who was telling him no.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 41 points 15 hours ago (8 children)
[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 60 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 32 points 14 hours ago

a dose of more than 150 mg is required to enter the K-hole.[3]

I love the fact that is actually a phrase you can read in a Wikipedia article.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

If you take K while you're already disassociating from something else, say, trauma and depression, will it cause you to reassociate?

Asking for a friend.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 12 points 14 hours ago

I think that's just called Nirvana.

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[–] mghackerlady@leminal.space 7 points 10 hours ago

He's been on ketamine

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 20 points 13 hours ago

Hey, since nobody's answered you yet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-hole

[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 19 points 15 hours ago
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