omg damn that's me. i ended up sending a shitpost meme/pic of my dinner to a female co-student. still waiting for her response.
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2026
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If I learned anything from the internet she's basically your wife now. Start collecting pieces of string and straw because you're gonna be building a nest soon!
i hope xD
An unsolicited photo of something random might not be something everyone responds to. I wouldn't necessarily send a response.
So if she doesn't respond, it doesn't definitively mean she doesn't want to talk to you. Maybe try again with something that actually indicates that you're looking for a response. Like ... ask a question about something you know you have in common.
Did you finish the reading for class? I think the part about ABC could be interpreted to apply to XYZ. What do you think?
You said you like comedians. Have you seen the new Marcello Hernandez special on Netflix?
Make it something that could turn into an actual conversation if she answers you.
yeah yeah i know, we'll see, i'll update you tomorrow
Same bro same
You have to know stuff, you can't just go there! Saying "hi" is a red flag, bad seed, you will be ghosted.
My partner messaged me first asking if my cat's name was Dickface.
We were married 8 months later.
Why did you marry a cat ?
Jesus, stop judging people!
*sad jesus noises*
Let's be honest. If you could marry a cat you would too.
didn't you read? it says right there in the comment
I was taught to treat others the way I want to be treated, but this causes friction when I want to be harassed and catcalled the way cartoon construction workers harass and catcall women, but women don't like that at all. 😩
I can't catcall somebody with a dog avatar. Geeze, work with me here. Gotta have a cat I can pspsps
To be fair you probably want to be catcalled by pretty women instead of 50 year old men.
What I am trying to say is have you considered putting on a maid outfit before catcalling? :3
yeah that checks out tbh
I honestly don't care. I'm pansexual. Some 50yo dudes are hot af. 🤷♂️
Man I feel this but at the same time idk wtf I'd do if it actually happened. Like if some cutie started cataccling me I'd be like 'wait me? For real? No wait really? Are you sure? Have you had your eyes checked?'
And there’s the problem. You went straight to it being a cutie. To make it comparable, it should probably be Roseanne.
I feel the reaction would still be the same lmao but valid point.
this should go into the !microblogmemes@lemmy.world community definitely (btw i fully understand and share your sentiment)
Hey baby, I like the way you walk down the street with that blank, emotionless stare like you're deep in boredom.
I do share the same sentiment as women upon being told I should smile more. Maybe if the world wasn't so fucked up I would. 🤷♂️
Now THERE'S a dating website conversation starter. They'll either run in terror or become an item :)
heeey bby, is that a baseball bat in your trousers or are you happy to - oh shit! - it's a baseball bat, run! run like the dickens!
When you catcall Ness but your name is Pokey.
Hey! I bet you're a really cool person!
Am I doing this right?
As a cishet man who isn't passionate about hyping himself up and gets burnt out socially easily...
No one on dating apps is worth the effort required to overcome the illusion of comparison. We don't know you and we're not going become infatuated over what you can put in a profile. At most our interest will be piqued, but we know we have to compete with HUNDREDS of other dudes and ...ehhhhh.
To put it another way if I was at a party and there was a beautiful girl surrounded by 10 to 20 dudes I wouldn't even bother and instead try to have fun and talk to people I found interesting. But with dating apps pretty much every girl is always surrounded by guys like that trying too hard and the same guys are surrounding as many girls as possible since online they are not limited by the physics of space online.
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