Microblog Memes

I have explosives. I make my own doors.

I do find it odd that there is never anything but a pile of rubble on the other side though.

IDK, personally I always wait until someone else uses it and I just kinda swoop in behind them.

I was walking toward the door of an establishment last week and a gentleman several paces behind and to the side of me literally increased his stride, saying, "let me get that door for you!" I aqueisesced, and thanked him, noting there are still gentlemen left in the world; what could I do but let him approach the counter ahead of me, as we were both obviously on our way to work?

That's AI, isn't it?

We sort of just let ourselves get a boner and use it to push the door open now.

Why would you open doors when doors can open you?

Or they have to wait for emancipated gallant women opening the doors for them.

I do. If I get to make it first I hold it open for them, male or female sometimes both

I'll never hold the door unless it's a public building, they're close enough that I wouldn't need to hold it for long, and they aren't a woman within 10 years of my age. My anxiety can't risk me being seen as a creep so I don't want someone to think I'm holding the door for them cause I'm attracted to them or anything like that.