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[โ€“] hopesdead@startrek.website 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

These are seriously the funniest comments I have read in a while. ๐Ÿคฃ

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[โ€“] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Poor Jalabama.

Jennsylvania

[โ€“] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago

Jississippi is an interesting name for someone

[โ€“] glorkon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] dumbass@piefed.social 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)
[โ€“] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was going to make a NSW version but it might make me look bad out of context.

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[โ€“] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[โ€“] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 17 points 2 days ago

"Jolid! Jolid! Jooliiiiiid! Please don't take my man~"

[โ€“] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

Jasma ๐ŸŽท

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[โ€“] Triumph@fedia.io 14 points 2 days ago

Jillinois?

Jyoming?

Jexas?

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jenezuela... too soon?

Jreenland... wait for it... wait for it...

Thats weird whenever I try to read this comment the contents change to Epstein Files Epstein Files

[โ€“] PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] Twakyr@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jas

Gas is a state of matter

[โ€“] Don_alForno@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His name is Jose!

Jose-Einstein-Condensate!

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it bothers me that it's pronounced "Jose" instead of "Jose"

[โ€“] Don_alForno@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

That's just because it's pronounced "Bose" instead of "Bose".

[โ€“] lmuel@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 days ago

Jueensland? Jachsen-Anhalt? Nah must be Jauteng.

[โ€“] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 21 points 2 days ago

ing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

[โ€“] TheBat@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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