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[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 3 points 16 hours ago

Most of them look like dudes in unconvincing drag.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 19 hours ago

Yes… yes… let the hate flow though you

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 2 points 23 hours ago

All I see is plastic and botox.

[–] sachamato@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

A literal bunch of ghouls.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

I have a dream where I am running away from Loomar and no matter how fast I run she is always right behind me. And then I fall and she is standing her fingers wrapping around my neck choking me I try to fight back and her face falls off and its just a bunch of bugs then I wake up and realize I forgot to take my lanyard off.

I bet she is just as rude to her plastic surgeon as she is to service workers. Its like they where experimenting to see how much botox they can inject into a person before it kills them.

Oh my god she is 32. What the fucking fuck?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

the one on middle right is jeff bezos new wife. Ms LYING cross karoline leavitt is 28 by the way.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Top left, bottom left, bottom right, middle right. They look like they're wearing someone else's face. It's the dead eyes and the area around the jaws that really screams "It put the lotion on the skin." Top left, the after, I swear I've seen that exact look/expression in a horror video game, I just can't place it.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Top left just looks like actual Jigsaw to me.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Middle right looks like she's going for the teal'c look

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The mask used in Halloween for the Michael Myers character was the face of William Shatner (Shatner apparently didn't know for many years). They made it creepier by bleaching it or painting it or whatever.

Future Halloween movies, or some competing franchise, can use masks of these people. No modifications needed. In fact, maybe let's tone it down because we want to make a scary movie, not traumatize everyone.

[–] ladytaters@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The one in the upper left already looks like one of the masks from the Purge movie. Down to the plasticky shine.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is like in star wars when good people turn towards the dark side and their appearence turns into monsters.

Not for Anakin though, he is special and needs to look good to sell tickets.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I need to tell you about a thing about Anakin

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[–] whitecollarcry@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

mark this shit nsfl you sick fuck

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 124 points 2 days ago (2 children)

they're against someone else using surgery to affirm themselves, but then they need surgery to affirm themselves

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[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 169 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these pictures

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me more of The Purge.

12799

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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 172 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's like their ugliness went from inside to outside.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like most science fiction revolving around this particular topic. The ostentatious need to show off this sort of perverse wrecking of somebody's skin and face is meant to signal something. This is a modern version of being fat to show that you have wealth.

It's meant to show that you have the disposable income to become whatever version of beautiful Trump wants. In this case it's seeking out Eastern European features one faces that otherwise wouldn't house them.

And why everything looks like a goddamn clown mask. They've gone too far too fast and with too much modification. Welcome to repo the genetic opera or so many other stories.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

in trek insurrection the sona had a face stretching machine to look younger.

That one did cross my mind as well.

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[–] Bigfishbest@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The evil manifests physically.

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[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Great video from Life Take Two (ex-Mormon/MAGA woman) about this phenomenon and the reasons behind it. In short: it's misogyny.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

My partner recently started watching her videos and I saw this one. 100% accurate. She's incredibly self-reflective and really hits a lot of things as they really are. Genuine brilliance wasted by both the Mormons and MAGA because of misogyny.

I grew up in what is now deep red Trump flag territory, and the District 1/12 level of "we're the hyper-visual freaks focused on image and money, now send me donations, you filthy MAGA monkey!" is severe. Those people rarely see how genuinely grotesque many of these freaks are because it's all podcasts and talk radio and Fox News, which blunts the extreme elements. Noem and Levitt might be the only two the average person would know, and they've only known their mutilated faces, not their real faces.

If you went to a Wal-Mart in any rural town with a game called "ID the MAGA Star!" and gave $100 to anyone able to correctly identify the names of all 6 pre-multination faces, and take $1 per guess, you could go there with no cash on you and leave loaded. I would bet that you'd get lots of totally unironic pushback that Loomer is trans.

I swear, even the porn industry seems less misogynistic than MAGA when it comes to pressure to change your body.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

I think I figured out part of why the word "ghoulish" kept coming to mind.

When the face is full of filler, the eyes become sunken in.

Just like a ghoul from fallout.

And then they all have small noses. And these too will sink in.

So ghoul.

The thing is, it's almost impossible to have that filler removed. Plus it has stretched the skin. So removing it would make their face look like how the skin looks in an area of extreme weight loss. That's kinda whatever on people who have lost weight/had babies , It is what it is.

But This will really mess up the face. It's not natural.

The alternative is to keep adding more filler until the face is 5x thicker and the eyes are so far sunk behind bags of filled flesh that they look black and demonic.

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[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 131 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar-a-Lago_face

Writing for Mother Jones, Inae Oh calls Mar-a-Lago face "gender-affirming care the right can celebrate".[7]

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[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They were ok, can't say they were supermodels but looked ok, however their transformation into a skinsuit is horrifying.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Recently saw a video from an ex-maga, ex-mormon woman who speaks about these people and it was specifically about this face. she said they look like that because they're doing drag. i see it. it's performative gender expression.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

does she know doing drag doesn't involve permanantly changing the look of your face, and its all makeup.

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[–] ReHomed@lemmy.cafe 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The devolvement into MAGA degeneracy is so obvious

You can see them turn ugly, just like their ugly politics

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Is it just me, or was every single one of these women more attractive before surgery?

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[–] Greddan@feddit.org 96 points 2 days ago (22 children)

Controversial opinion maybe, but I consider most cosmetic surgery a clear sign of mental illness.

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