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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 97 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Maybe I should look into becoming a catboy... How far they want me to go is the question? Cause I'm not wearing a collar.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 14 points 2 weeks ago

Might as well, I'll wear the ears and tail if you want.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Even if I'm already fixed?

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

although going to the immigration office with the collar on would show that you are already house trained, thus giving you better chances

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

that's the thing, i'm not house trained

[–] orenj@lemmy.kde.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its dick barb surgery or nothing, pal

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago
[–] anzo@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Would they wake me up by sitting on my face early on every morning? The whole point was to avoid arriving to work late. I don't know if this is wise...

[–] funksoulkitchen@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

What does the real one say? What did Alex take? Paint swatches? Condoms from planned parenthood? Food from a Sihk temple?

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

hiiii I’m already house trained

[–] vrek@programming.dev 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] vrek@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago

But I was laying there...

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.

[–] Cremisi@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Crouching down. Here, kitty… pspsps

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Cremisi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh! And who’s this other little cutie? Gives those ears some good scritches

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I have an American. They're a lot more work than other breeds. Not something to rush into.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Reminds me of this comic. Contract kink. by brynkiwi on tumblr

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I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

is absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Happy cake day :3

[–] miked@piefed.social 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo

[–] orenj@lemmy.kde.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Depends, do you look like ron perlman? Thats a genre of catboy that needs more representation

[–] miked@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not at all.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Uh oh... (I'm in danger!)

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

What the fuck did I stumble upon.

EDIT: Also, can I be a cow?

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Memeing about the shitty situation of queer people in the USA, as in it's so bad they'd rather become even pets to get into the safety of Canada.

And you can be as cow as you like!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm not even actually queer (as far as I know at least).

I just want to be a cow.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cows are awesome. They are literally an inspiration to me

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too bad I can't see your PF for some reason. I get the feeling you are the cow person.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what you mean, but I do really admire cows. I don't feel like I am one though (like I wouldn't have a cow fursona)

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[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Right? Cat-enby here, will meow in exchange for food

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

You onboard via the Trans Canada Highway.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

adopt-an-American please

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

They all want a green card dom

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Second Underground Railroad

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

fun fact: this works with many other countries, not just the USA

[–] edg@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Please take me 😭

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

What can i say except, mrrrp!

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am soft kitty and I can cuddle all day :3

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh hey it's the kitty that can haz cheezburger!

[–] pringus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I can woodwork

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