I think in the spirit of celebrating kind and decent human beings, people from all walks of life should come together with hopes and prayers that this motherfucker broke something and it hurts for the rest of his life.
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2026
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Gold melts at 1°c? That doesn't sound right.
It clearly says .064, so slightly ABOVE 1°C. Reading comprehension people!!
Ok, I'll set my forge to 0.064° higher for optimal melting.
Probably German. They swap decimals and commas
ich_iel must be leaking
Yeah, that is supposed to be a comma. 1,064°C
In other countries the period (.) is used in replace of the comma (,) to express values larger than 1000. So, 1.064 really is 1064°C
At the very least, watching him run into the SUV and driving off was hilarious. Knowing that these really are just small insecure losers, certainly takes some of the edge off. They are certainly a n unprecedented threat, but at least they're fucking dorks.
Thx. Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't it be translated to noises?
I don’t fucking know.
That would be Hammergeräuschen.
But hammergeräusch would be hammer noise.
And hammergeräusche would be hammer noises?
So hammergeräuschen is actually hammer noiseses.
But what case is that? And what would be the correct case...?
Sad hammertime was the theme for our freshman school dance.
This was seconds before the agent shot everyone with a camera around him for hurting his feelings.
It reminded me of Matrix, so I did a horrible thing on my phone. Apologies.
I like it so I'll allow it. <3
If Matrix was here, he’d laugh too.
I think the capitalization hides the clear intent.
Even ice hates ICE.
I think the joke works better when it's ambiguous
Eh, I see what you’re saying, but hatred of frozen water isn’t as prevalent as hated of ICE, so “even ICE hates ice” doesn’t make quite enough sense.
A better joke on that side would be “snowflakes can’t even handle a little ice.”
It makes sense that ICE would hate ice if it make them fall on they ass.
Here's hoping it broke something significant and the vet or its fellow livestock had to put it down...
I'm wishing for a skull fracture. Although brain damage is what he's already is suffering.
They promptly shot the frozen water in self defense against its act of domestic terrorism.
Wouldn't surprise me if trump declared war on black ice at this point. Ordering his gestapo to stab/shoot at it.
I love how this picture clearly indicates that we have at least three different angles on this.
If you could get the other photographs as well we could probably output a 3D model.
Kristi "I'm not a garden gnome" Noeme "It is clear that our brave and intelligent federal law enforcement agent face a new and terrifying threat. The the treat of ice. Ice and all weather are domestic terrorists that are being propped up by the radical left of Iran, Venezuela, Greenland, and more. President Trumpie has given us new instructions in semi readable crayon that we are to encourage global warming. The higher temperatures will stop ice from forming and attacking our brave lil' federal agents."
shes an expert of shooting animals in a head, thats why she was chosen for this job.
one of these days, the ice will be slippery enough to cause accidental deaths, or permanent injuries.
Lol, did everyone laugh?
Gravity loves everyone equally.... Does that mean gravity is god?
I wish that wasn't a camera.