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[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 37 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

Have you noticed how every LinkedIn bro is talking about their vibe coding workflows, but no one is showing what they’ve made with vibe coding?

[–] ChromaticMan@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes a post on LinkedIn will have a link to a "finished" product. But 99% of the time there is a comment that says, "Hey, your API endpoints aren't protected."

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

99% of the time it’s just a basic todo list

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 hours ago

In a recent post on HackerNews, someone said that there is no burden of proof that it works. The purest form of "trust me bro."

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer the other posts of vibe coders complaining about data loss because their llm didn't tell them how to prevent xss or SQL injection.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Or because their agent wiped all the data on production

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yea, that was a good story.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

Like all the other content grifters and their tutorials or get rich quick scams.

[–] evol@lemmy.today 8 points 4 hours ago

stealth startup bro, my crud app is gonna change the world

[–] evol@lemmy.today 45 points 6 hours ago

Just a little more compute bro, we just need a little more context window. trust me bro Claude 5 will be AGI

[–] drkt@scribe.disroot.org 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Did you vibegraph those lines?

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Looks ethically sourced artisanal lines to me

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 31 minutes ago)

they're "rustic".

no, not generated with Rust.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 22 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

They said it can write code. They never said it can fix code or debug issues.

That's like saying you can drive, bit can't navigate or park.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 1 points 23 minutes ago

Ironically cars can park and navigate, but not drive.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I have met people that dont know how to navigate with Google maps and its painful to be a passenger with them.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 2 hours ago

Driving with a nav system is a part of the driver license test here.