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[–] bebabalula@feddit.dk 60 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Birds also only eat spiders they see. Not sure how that’s any different

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

well...birds aren't real.....soooo...

[–] bebabalula@feddit.dk 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

you've been eating those spiders in your sleep

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

So that's why I get a funny taste in my mouth after an Ambien night.

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're forgetting all the spiders that crawl into the bird's mouth while it's sleeping.

[–] edible_funk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Nah that's just spiders beord throwing off the averages.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't kill spiders. They are my unpaid exterminators.

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[–] jpablo68 20 points 2 months ago

That's why I only kill the roaches that venture into my house, if I see a roach in the street I leave it alone to thrive that way all future offspring will be selected for street only living.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Don't think this uploaded correctly

[–] sga@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

i thought i had something broken on my end so tried different methods of downloading, or checking if piefed broke something so checked my alts.

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Opening the link to this thread in browser works though, so maybe it just isn't federating properly from the piefed instance?

Edit:

Douple checked and it is broken in browser from Lemmy.zip, but accessing directly on piefed.blahaj.zone shows a complete image

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

Same for me:

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[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Good, we should make them even more reclusive and smarter. Honestly, an army of highly intelligent bug killers specialized in keeping out of my sight hiding in the interstices of my house sounds like an awesome idea

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[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In our house the rule is spiders can stay if they're out the way (up high, etc). When they get too close for comfort for my wife's tolerance limits, I pick them up and put them outside. Spiders are friends.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

That almost rhymed, how about:

In our house the spiders can stay
If they're out of the way.
If they get too close,
Then it's time to vamo(o)se

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Spiderbro does an important job eating the more annoying bugs.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I have zero issues with spiders living in my home, they just have to stay out of my sight.

If they evolve to be better at hiding, it's a win win.

[–] eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This is why you shouldn't kill rattlesnakes. If we kill the rattlesnakes that make themselves known, over time they adapt to not rattle before striking.

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[–] dddontshoot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Any flies that fly into my house are given a chance to leave. If I can herd them out the window, they get to live and make lots of new baby flies.

On the other hand, their chances of getting a close up view of the fly swatter increase exponentially with every minute they spend refusing to leave and ignoring the fact that I'm literally showing them the exit.

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Huh, coincidentally,I just finished reading Children of Time

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[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I once tried making a similar argument to a game warden about only hunting deer during the day. They were not appreciative of the take.

This was after I hit a deer with my car while driving home from Thanksgiving, it was not a good time.

[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why kill spiders? Oh, maybe it's Australia.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I'm asking myself whether the humans in Australia became extra dangerous in order to acclimate 🤔

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Nah, still doesn't make sense. They kill the mozzies and the blowies for us.

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[–] texture@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

this isnt true tho. we kill loads of them without seeing them.

i like the idea tho

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[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I have the same thoughts about hitting squirrels with my car.

Not that I do it on purpose or feel good about It, but I tell myself that at least the survivors will pass on their survivor traits to the next generation.

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You'd think we'd have accidentally bred smarter deer by now

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Deer kill more americans than any other animal. If anything they're becoming more top heavy and more lethal to make drivers hesitate before hitting them. Eventually evolution will make them explode and send a cloud of shrapnel out when struck by a car.

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[–] Arctic_monkey@leminal.space 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The reclusiveness selection argument makes sense, but why intelligence? Brains are crazy metabolically expensive, and I can't see why a smart reclusive spider would survive humans any better than a merely reclusive one.

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[–] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

If I never know that the spider is there then we shall both live a peaceful life.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

I recognised this problem years ago and decided to also let them eat bugs in plain sight. Unfortunately my house isn't big enough to counter evolution on my own, but I feel there is more people out there who also stopped killing spiders because of this.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Am I missing something here? Why is everyone talking about spiders

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[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

My house spiders are cool. They eat the flies etc and I fish them out of the way before I have a shower. The only disagreement we have is over their little lair in the kitchen. There's a tiny hole in the skirting board in one corner, and cobwebs gather there. Now and then I brush away the webs and plaster over the hole. A week later the hole is back and the webs too.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I catch them in a glass and cover the top with a piece of cardboard then dump them outside. Spiders eat bugs. Go be free little guy!

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

As long as the spiders don't break our agreement they can stay. They eat the bugs and pests, and they can live in the corners of my house. As soon as they come to the floor they're dead.

[–] lucg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I think this every time I kill a mosquito or fruit fly but they don't seem to be getting any faster, smarter, or quieter. Where's Darwin when you need him to answer some questions?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's just so many that the relative few getting killed by swatting aren't having an impact on their genetics.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

Also we've been doing it for millennia. The evolutionary pressure is already there. These are just the ones with the random mutations that make them slow enough to slap.

It's like asking why gazzel aren't fast enough to outrun a lion.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

And cockroaches, too. They'll haul ass and scurry away every time. They know.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

fine by me. as long as i don't see them, they don't exist.

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