Fuck AI

It’s not enough, guys. Just about everyone with a 401(k) or a pension is giving us truckloads of money, but it’s not enough. We’re cooking the books, but it’s not enough. We’re paying OpenAI to buy our GPUs and IT’S STILL NOT FUCKING ENOUGH.

It must be the AI doomers. Those morons, those Luddites! AI has amazing benefits, like agreeing with people so hard they go insane, or counting the letters in “strawberry”, or undressing children! And those people think the same technology could cause the end of the world?

Those doomers are definitely the paper jam in the money printer. We gotta get rid of them. Then the money can really flow in!

You know your product is good when you blame "customers" for not using it.

AI is not helpful to society

AI doomerism typically refers to the belief that AI will rise up against us and kill us all. Given that current "AI" is just a guessing machine, that won't happen, barring substantial breakthroughs. The end-of-the-world narratives are basically marketing for AI, as in, "hey, if this thing got any smarter, it would destroy the world".

Hopefully AI won't replace my job next month.

Dude's a salesman. Nothing he says on any subject matters.

Ehhh, yeah. No Jensen. Get back to me with that once your stock is 10 bucks a share and I'll believe that nvidia is suffering for anti AI sentiment.

How about, you focus on GPUs that don't cost 3 months income? Better yet, pivot to making memory as well as graphics chips. FFS.

"I'm making so much money! I don't really get all you whiners. You're really damaging our vibe over here."

Fuck off.

AI doomerim will continue so long as AI continues to shepherd doom

Fuck Jensen and his shitty jackets.

frequent warnings about AI are dissuading people from making investments in AI's improvement.

I really don't think that's it, Jensen. I think investors are realizing that it's a bubble and that investments are becoming increasingly unlikely to realize returns as it becomes more and more obvious that AI has almost no path to profitability outside of niche use cases, rather than the automation revolution that silicon valley has been hyping it up to be.

Speaking of not being helpful to society...

AI doomerism will continue until consumer memory supply improves.

"Not helpful for society's elite".

FTFY

Jenson Huang is doing a lot of damage there.

Nvidia (which is totally not at all like Enron) CEO Jensen Huang says AI doomerism has 'done a lot of damage' and is 'not helpful to society'

Jensen Huang: " 😭 I'm not rich enough and it's all your fault!!! 😭 "

LOOOOLOLOL name something that's done more damage to society in the last 2 years than AI...

Now name something that AI helps, besides tech oligopolists.

Let's cry together 😭

That rich assh9le can suck it from behind.

the only good jensen is jensen ackles

Bitch