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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works 22 points 8 hours ago

When I had a housewarming party, I put a bunch of googly eyes in a bowl and instructed everyone to become googly eye terrorists in my new house.

It was really fun, and a great surprise to find all my eggs googly-eyed with pieces of paper with pleas for help written on them.

Still finding them to this day.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

These would be good for dead ICE agent bodies.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 47 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

But then you realize what you ordered isn't self-stick and you are disappoint.

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] DeadPixel@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm, goes off to check an unopened box of these I got a while back…

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Well, how's it go - Adhesive or disappointing ?

[–] nightm4re@feddit.org 16 points 13 hours ago

Damn, I've made the same mistake 😄

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Sometimes self care means bulk ordering googly eyes with the intent of teaching the next generation the joy of vandalism

[–] FrankDeath 38 points 13 hours ago

Vandal-eyes!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Eyes up here --> 👀

👀 <-- and there

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Now I’m convinced there should be a “My eyes are down here” shirt with googly eyes at titty level. Probably already exists but I’m too lazy to look it up.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Another one that might already exist: "My tits are down here." With a picture of tits on the T-shirt.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I've seen a hat with my tits are down here on it before, it was relieving to have written consent to look.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's too bad they don't sell them as stickers . Like on a sheet.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They do, but I've found those difficult to carry and you lose then when the sheet buckles.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

They should put them on a strip and then have special applicators like pez dispensers. Eye gogglers, if you will. Patent pending patent pending patent pending.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago

Like one of these but googly eyes instead of tape.