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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago
  1. Lasagna is the shape of the noodle.
  2. There are varieties without tomato i.e. Lasagna bianca.
[–] UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 1 points 54 minutes ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago)

Also vegetables don't exist, everybody knows that.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Babe, what's wrong? You've barely touched your fruit salad?

[–] homes@piefed.world 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

So clearly Lasagna is a fruit cake.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a shower thought. Nice one!

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

I dunno, man. It seems apples to oranges.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah crust on top. Its a pie.

[–] Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 1 points 49 minutes ago

Crust on top is not the distinguishing feature between pies and tarts. Tarts often have top crusts. The only consistent difference is the angle and sturdiness of the sides - tarts have vertical (or nearly), sturdy sides, pies have angled sides that are less sturdy.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

wait, you finish your lasagna with just plain pasta? You don't cover it with more sauce and cheese?

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Egg wash it. Crispy top

Edit: and cheese and a spritz of oil but certainly not more sauce on top. Way to wet

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Hot take, but lasagna noodles should never be crispy

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 48 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

If my gramma had wheels, she'd be a bicycle.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago

Y'know, if it had ham in it, it's closer to a British carbonara

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

And then everyone would ride her

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That was not the order of operations for their grandmother

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

I dunno bro:

Please Exercise My Dear Aunt Sally

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I thought about that too but I think the Mozz disqualifies it sadly.

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

There are some people in the Midwest who like to put a slice of cheddar on top of their pie.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

So is cheese cake not a cake?

And cheese danishes not pastries?

Pizza is a fruit pie.

Lasagna is a fruit cake.

Water is lava.

Cats are living with dogs.

Mass hysteria is already here.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Good luck with your Mozzarella Cheesecake, pal.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Don't tempt me with a good time homie! Now excuse my while I eat my Mac and cheddar cereal.

[–] rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago

I would be interested in a mozzarella cheesecake. Like a soufflé but less egg?

[–] Lydia_K@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago (3 children)
[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Keep on going. Eventually you’ll prove that lasagna is a sandwich.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Is there such thing as a sandwich cake?

After a quick googling, I'm going with sponge cakes are a sandwich.

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Not only is that deeply cursed, it also exists.

[–] Lydia_K@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Only if you put it on top of a pizza and below an upside-down pizza.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

You know... Lasagna is sauce, cheese and vegetables or meat on a dough base.

Lasagna is a pizza.

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

Getting closer. What if you think of pasta as type of unleavened bread. It’s made of wheat flour after all.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Its a dagwood multiple layers of toppings, with layers of bread in between

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

A layered tomato cheesecake.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

Just said the same thing further up. Doubly so for veggie lasagne containing even more fruits like zucchini and peppers.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Waiting on the new lasagna-flavored Pop-Tarts to appear any day now...

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 3 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not sure if I buy this but a sweet lasagna could be interesting 🤔

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

there are dessert lasgnas, like dessert pizzas

[–] rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago

I will look into dessert lasagna!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Layer cake is a dessert lasagna.

[–] rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago

What is cake? It sounds like there are some options here 😋

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

How about "veggie" lasagna, which I mostly made up of fruits like zucchini and peppers? Grain for the dough? Dehulled nuts. Sounds like a cake to me not completely unlike baclava.

[–] rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago

I have made baklava as recently as a year ago, and have heard of savory baklava, so why not?

if your lasagna is tart you better toss it

[–] SethranKada@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

I think we might have very different definitions of tart.