I'll add more distro from the suggestion in the comments.
If you want to do it yourself here the clean map.
Made with Gimp 3.0.6
LAND of SLOPDOR
Add Nixos. Also put Slackware to Valley of the lost
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slackware smirks in the way that only the subgenius can.
praise bob.
Slackware teaches more then debian or arch (trumped only by LFS or old school gentoo). But sure, not many use it.
Not really Linux, but TempleOS should be in the fog somewhere. Maybe technically off the archipelago, but close enough to be related to it in some way.
TempleOS actually enspirits a true hacker/unix philosophy, as bizarre as it is.Β
The Island of TempleOS is in the middle of the Holy Sea.
got it π
Gamers Bay of course with Steam and Bazzite. If there's a spot for mobile, Mobian & Postmarket are both top tier
Steam OS feels more like a ship anchored in the archipelago. Bazzite is Indeed on land.
Why? SteamOS is based on Arch, it belongs here. I think a ship should probably be something like Android.
Maybe android in the welcome bay outside the disinformation?
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Where's the GNU fortress, with trisquel, parabola and others?
Now let's make an rpg in that map, or maybe a new quest for supertuxkart
I'd swap Arch and Gentoo - I think Gentoo should be on the precarious peak and Arch at a more accessible altitude.
Gentoo belongs over on the Highs of Knowledge
Who is Terminal George
The result of Curious George after his "Let's compile a Kernel!" hijinks!
Took me a minute to find openSUSE. It appears, the chameleon did its job
Gentoo and LFS to the Highs of Knowledge
I feel like NixOS should be down a mineshaft underneath the Highs of Knowledge
And Guix somewhere below that
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somehow needs this meme in it:
At this point I'm just glad Slackware is even on the map.
Slackware in the Valley of the Lost.
"I'm not dead."
"Yes you are."
"I want to go for a walk!"
Instead of a circus, Ubuntu should be a bunch of people who live in a cave and see the world through shadows on the wall.Β
I feel like Raspbian deserves a place on here somewhere, although I'm not sure where exactly. It's the distro I've installed the most times since I like to do Raspberry Pi projects, and I imagine there's quite a few people out there whose first major exposure to Linux was for the same reason. So maybe it should go near Welcome Bay?
Where would Free BSD live?
And can Thx be some sort of sea monster/leviathan.
Awsome work.
Where is my os? aha. Joke apart, you could add NetBSD somewhere very deep for fun
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Hello. One of the oldest Linux distributions, openSUSE, is missing.
He's there, is mimetized.
Can you blame a Chameleon for blending in? Look to the right of Fedora.
Very good. You're right.
this is adorable
Gentoo should be on an island surrounded by a ring of rocks that makes it almost impossible to get to
Move TempleOS to a floating sky temple, and make where it is Portable Bay, where various portable linux ships are moored, named Knoppix (a galleon), Puppy Linux (a fishing boat), Slax (a little sailboat), and TinyCore (a rowboat or kayak)
If unraid is there I want openzfs to be there π
LAND of SLOPDOR
you forgot to put OSX on there.
Oh god, I'm in the hidden Manjaro slums
Unraid probably is in the pay resort area as well.
Red Hat as well
Lol nix is the dungeon. I love dungeon crawling. This tracks.
This reminds me of my "Linux island" city in Cities Skylines! I can get screenshots later, but basically there's the main island of the Linux distros/districts, where the outer parts are more noob friendly and the inner parts are more "advanced", with the nearby, considerably more crowded and poorer Android island consisting of various Android ROMs.
Kali, ParrotOS, and BlackArch are the B-52s flying overhead out of the frame
And underneath the whole archipelago,
__ __ __
\ \_________\ \____________\ \___
\ _ \ _\ _ \ _\ __ \ __\ /
\___/\__/\__/ \_\ \___/\__/\_\_\
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